# Funniest 36 seconds on the internet

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 19, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791 "2013-02-19T12:27:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/41 "2013-02-22T22:03:11Z")

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For some reason, I don’t think a video of a cat, seconds before it is injured/killed, is funny.

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/42 "2013-02-22T22:06:05Z")

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> [@Batsinma\_Belfry](#):
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> For some reason, I don’t think a video of a cat, seconds before it is injured/killed, is funny.

How about a video of a cat seconds before it severely embarrasses itself?

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/43 "2013-02-23T00:25:56Z")

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> [@jools](#):
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> I just laughed so much at this that I cried and had to explaining to do, since I’m at work.
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> Dang that poor cat, was probably very relieved when he killed it!

I love how the cat sniffs the floor afterwards, which is cat-ese for “Victory is mine!”

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/44 "2013-02-23T01:11:53Z")

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> [@Batsinma\_Belfry](#):
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> For some reason, I don’t think a video of a cat, seconds before it is injured/killed, is funny.

The video with the music has a link to the original, in which the owner states in the description and in the comments that the cat is fine.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/45 "2013-02-23T06:21:58Z")

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The cat jumping out of the window was good enough for 2 viewings. The metronome one was side-splitting. Absolutely one of the funniest videos I’ve seen.

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/46 "2013-02-23T09:28:20Z")

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Aw, now I _ **really** _ wanna see “Kitty Is A Very Bad Mystic” … alas, it has been removed from, like, everywhere. \<sigh\>

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/47 "2013-02-23T13:11:24Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> No kidding - I started to twitch along with the cat after a while. 🙂
> 
> Terry Tate! They got the office stuff so, so right. “You kill the joe, you make some mo’ - you know that, baby!” 😃
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> [This isn’t the funniest thing ever, but it is unusual - cats in snowbanks!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrH8RdVBP5A&feature=endscreen&NR=1)

I like the guy that tosses his pop can into the wrong bin. “The pain train’s a’comin’! WOOT WOOT!!”

😃

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/48 "2013-02-23T21:51:47Z")

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That may be the funniest 36 seconds, but [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs)may be the funniest 47 seconds on the internet!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/49 "2013-02-24T03:16:54Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> I like the guy that tosses his pop can into the wrong bin. “The pain train’s a’comin’! WOOT WOOT!!”
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> 😃

That is one of my absolute pet peeves in offices - people tossing cans in garbage cans when there are ALWAYS recycling bins right nearby. I adored seeing Terry Tate take someone down for that.

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**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/50 "2013-02-24T03:29:08Z")

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Assuming you know about Minecraft, [this is a story about a cat](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtE9QttYqZ4&feature=youtu.be&t=12m56s). Don’t watch the clock, but the 36 seconds is over at the exact moment you think it should be.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/51 "2013-02-24T05:15:16Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> That may be the funniest 36 seconds, but [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs)may be the funniest 47 seconds on the internet!

That was awesome.

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/52 "2013-02-24T15:12:30Z")

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> [@moriah](#):
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> Not wanting to rain on anyone’s cat parade, but the OP’s cat jump fail is already a long time meme.

I didn’t see anyone in this thread claiming that this was a new video.

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**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/53 "2013-02-24T22:03:32Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> I’ll see your cat video and raise you “[Trust Fall Fail](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPOgvzVOQig)” (and it’s only 14 seconds).

I did not see that coming! At 14 seconds, this one certainly has a high funny density.

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/54 "2013-02-25T01:16:56Z")

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> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#):
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> I didn’t see anyone in this thread claiming that this was a new video.

From the OP:

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> I had not seen this until last week.

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/55 "2013-02-25T02:07:23Z")

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> [@moriah](#):
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> From the OP:

Yeah, the OP hadn’t seen this. No one said “check out this new video guyz!!”

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/56 "2013-02-25T05:18:10Z")

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So, then, my reply to the OP informing that this has been around for a while is both correct and contextually appropriate.

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**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/57 "2013-02-25T08:26:03Z")

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> [@Amblydoper](#):
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> Assuming you know about Minecraft, [this is a story about a cat](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtE9QttYqZ4&feature=youtu.be&t=12m56s). Don’t watch the clock, but the 36 seconds is over at the exact moment you think it should be.

This one I don’t get.  
Anyway…why are cat videos so dang funny? I give you the [Blender Defender.](http://www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/)

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/58 "2013-02-25T13:27:00Z")

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> [@moriah](#):
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> So, then, my reply to the OP informing that this has been around for a while is both correct and contextually appropriate.

I guess so, but also completely unnecessary. I never said it was a hot new thing. I saw it recently, thought it was funny, and wanted to share it with my friends on the SDMB. Why bother pointing out to me that it’s not new? Why is it so important to you that I know I’m not the first to discover the video?

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**Author:** ![K.S.Masmacho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@K.S.Masmacho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K.S.Masmacho)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/59 "2013-02-25T14:09:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The video with the music has a link to the original, in which the owner states in the description and in the comments that the cat is fine.

I admit that I laughed when I first watched the first video the OP suggests at the start of this thread.

And let’s face it, that music is brilliantly timed to the movements of the cat, and is also amazing well-themed, if it was based on the music from the flying squirrel suit guy.

But looking back at the original video, it does not seem to say that the cat was, in fact, fine; it only said the cat did not die.

Which does take the mirth out of it.☹

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-36-seconds-on-the-internet/650791/60 "2013-02-25T16:27:24Z")

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