# Funniest ebay auctions....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-ebay-auctions/13762 "2000-02-14T00:24:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-ebay-auctions/13762/1 "2000-02-14T00:24:00Z")

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Those are the ones are for idiot domain names.Search there for ‘domain names’ but choose highest prices first for the search.  
Real Examples:  
1.Internet Domain Names for Lending  
Institution  
opening bid: US $10000000.00

2.UNFORGETABLE Domain Name  
[CAFFEINEJUNKY.com](http://CAFFEINEJUNKY.com)  
opening bid  
US $500000.00

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**Author:** ![Abner\_Normal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@Abner\_Normal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abner_Normal)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-ebay-auctions/13762/2 "2000-02-14T03:03:00Z")

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You think those are funny…

Check this out!  
[http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/](http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/)  
\<h6\>Cha ching!\</h6\>

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I may remember; Involve me and I’ll  
understand.” - Old Chinese Proverb

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-ebay-auctions/13762/3 "2000-02-14T17:42:00Z")

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## Also, [http://www.afternic.com/index.cfm?a=auctions&sa=all&sort=mbd](http://www.afternic.com/index.cfm?a=auctions&sa=all&sort=mbd)

“I have gathered a posie of other men’s flowers, and nothing but the  
thread that binds them is mine own.”