# Funniest jokes in 10 words or less **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [May 12, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946 "2021-05-12T21:49:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/1 "2021-05-12T21:49:55Z")
There are lots of old joke threads here but this one has a limitation - the jokes can be no longer than ten words total. Here’s mine… What do you call a girl who can’t draw? Tracy. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/2 "2021-05-12T21:58:10Z")
My favorite trio, all chestnuts: Q What’s brown and sticky? Q What’s a foot long and slippery? Q What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back [when you throw it [but I’m keeping under the limit]]? And, of course, Q What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? Q What’s invisible and smells like carrots? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/3 "2021-05-12T23:32:20Z")
What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull Why don’t lobsters share? They’re shellfish. What’d the really stupid guy name his pet zebra? “Spot.” [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/Wa0gWH6.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/Wa0gWH6) _‘Hey!! Thats funny shit!!’_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/4 "2021-05-12T23:46:42Z")
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/5 "2021-05-12T23:51:34Z")
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “To.” “To Who?” [pretentiously] “To _Whom_.” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/6 "2021-05-12T23:59:50Z")
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/7 "2021-05-13T00:26:29Z")
What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep. What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays? Nun. What do you call a girl lost in NYC? Wanda. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/8 "2021-05-13T00:38:57Z")
You: “Say knock-knock.” Him: “Knock knock.” You: “Who’s there?” Him: ::confused look:: ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/9 "2021-05-13T00:40:14Z")
Where does a one-legged waitress work? IHOP. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/10 "2021-05-13T01:11:14Z")
What’s this? ✌ A Roman ordering five beers. What’s this? 🖖 A Vulcan ordering five beers. ---
**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/11 "2021-05-13T01:56:39Z")
From a Monty Python sketch: Q. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? A. Dung! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/12 "2021-05-13T02:00:22Z")
What’s brown and lies in the meadow? Winnie’s pooh. What’s brown and lies in the battlefield? Gomer’s pile. ---
**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/13 "2021-05-13T02:20:43Z")
Groan but awesome nonetheless! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/14 "2021-05-13T02:22:01Z")
What do elephants use for vibrators? Epileptics. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/15 "2021-05-13T02:29:26Z")
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/16 "2021-05-13T02:35:56Z")
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano? Neither has he. Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends? He’s married. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/17 "2021-05-13T02:36:03Z")
Q. What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? A. Dr. Dre. ---
**Author:** ![Enjoy\_Slurm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enjoy_slurm/32/3937_2.png) [@Enjoy\_Slurm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enjoy_Slurm)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/18 "2021-05-13T02:48:09Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Q What’s brown and sticky? > Q What’s a foot long and slippery? > Q What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back [when you throw it [but I’m keeping under the limit]]? > > And, of course, > Q What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? > Q What’s invisible and smells like carrots? 1. Nutella 2. A snake 3. A chihuahua 4. A carrot 5. A chihuahua > [@madsircool](#): > > What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull Pit Bulls don’t have arms. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/19 "2021-05-13T02:50:35Z")
> [@Enjoy\_Slurm](#): > > Pit Bulls don’t have arms. They do when they bite off one of yours ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/20 "2021-05-13T03:00:00Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Q What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? > Q What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? > Q What’s invisible and smells like carrots? A stick. A carrot. Rabbit farts. What’s invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946.md?page=2)