# Funniest jokes in 10 words or less **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [May 12, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946 "2021-05-12T21:49:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/21 "2021-05-13T03:04:18Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Q What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? It doesn’t matter what you call it: it won’t come back. ---
**Author:** ![blabbermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9a140/32.png) [@blabbermeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blabbermeister)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/22 "2021-05-13T03:05:36Z")
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/23 "2021-05-13T03:05:37Z")
> [@Melbourne](#): > > > [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > > > Q What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? > > It doesn’t matter what you call it: it won’t come back. If it doesn’t come back, it was never really yours. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/24 "2021-05-13T03:23:44Z")
What do you call a girl having her period? Flo. What’s this? 🖐 Madame Palm and her five daughters. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/25 "2021-05-13T05:45:25Z")
Venison’s dear isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/26 "2021-05-13T08:23:32Z")
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. ---
**Author:** ![Eclipse\_Chaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@Eclipse\_Chaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eclipse_Chaser)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/27 "2021-05-13T11:00:00Z")
That’s not a joke. It’s a famous answer to “what is the shortest story ever written”. ---
**Author:** ![Eclipse\_Chaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@Eclipse\_Chaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eclipse_Chaser)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/28 "2021-05-13T11:04:02Z")
What’s brown and steaming and comes out of cows? The Isle of Wight Ferry. You probably have to be British to get it. The chief town and ferry port on the Island is called Cowes. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/29 "2021-05-13T11:46:44Z")
Buddhist monk, to hotdog vendor: “Make me one with everything” ---
**Author:** ![cytop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f17d59/32.png) [@cytop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cytop)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/30 "2021-05-13T11:51:51Z")
@terentii - You missed one of the elephant jokes… so taking liberties with the 10 word limit to complete the ‘elephant trio’ What do you do when a herd of elephants comes over the hill? Swim ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/31 "2021-05-13T11:53:04Z")
The result of breeding an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/32 "2021-05-13T12:04:55Z")
The Onion’s headlines-only articles sometimes work for this. My personal favourite: Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/33 "2021-05-13T12:06:23Z")
My astronaut girlfriend dumped me. Said she needed more space. ---
**Author:** ![Crane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crane/32/3495_2.png) [@Crane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crane)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/34 "2021-05-13T12:31:38Z")
Cleopatra quote: “I’m not prone to argue” ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/35 "2021-05-13T12:34:57Z")
“I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette”. Rodney Dangerfield ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/36 "2021-05-13T12:46:09Z")
Buy two coffins and get one baby coffin free! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/37 "2021-05-13T12:46:17Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends? This one made me laugh! ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/38 "2021-05-13T13:12:29Z")
Rectum? It nearly _killed_ him! Q. What’s Piglet’s favorite movie? A. The Days of Swine and Roses ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/39 "2021-05-13T13:26:37Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Buddhist monk, to hotdog vendor: > > “Make me one with everything” Same monk: “I gave you $20!” “Change comes from within…” ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/40 "2021-05-13T13:43:08Z")
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