# Funniest jokes in 10 words or less **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [May 12, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946 "2021-05-12T21:49:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/41 "2021-05-13T14:12:01Z")
How did Helen Keller meet her husband? A blind date. How did Helen Keller burn her ear? Answering the iron. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/42 "2021-05-13T16:39:10Z")
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mouse? elephant mouse sine(theta) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/43 "2021-05-13T16:46:36Z")
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite color? Corduroy. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/44 "2021-05-13T16:54:39Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > How did Helen Keller burn her ear? > > Answering the iron. She couldn’t have heard the phone ringing, but a/an **[…]**\* could. \*Insert favorite maligned minority/ethnic group. How do you burn his/her other ear? Ring him/her back. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/45 "2021-05-13T17:04:51Z")
Cannibal in a pizza joint: “Make me one with everybody.” **Cannibal 1:** Your wife makes great stew! **Cannibal 2:** Yeah, I’m gonna miss her. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/46 "2021-05-13T18:03:05Z")
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/47 "2021-05-13T18:27:59Z")
> [@Eclipse\_Chaser](#): > > What’s brown and steaming and comes out of cows? > > The Isle of Wight Ferry. Abacus broke? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/48 "2021-05-13T19:18:17Z")
Who’s the leper patient in the hot tub? It’s Stu! ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/49 "2021-05-13T19:27:17Z")
Q: What’s the opposite of formaldehyde? A: Casualdejekyll. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/50 "2021-05-13T19:52:21Z")
What’s a leper in a blanket called? A burrito. What’s a leper at a party called? Bean dip. What’s a leper in a hot tub called? Soup. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/51 "2021-05-13T21:03:17Z")
What’d the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/52 "2021-05-13T22:59:12Z")
How’d Helen Keller burn her fingers? Reading a waffle iron. Why’d Helen Keller’s dog run away? She named him “Mgghwhgmmph.” ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/53 "2021-05-13T23:13:27Z")
Why are Helen Keller’s pants yellow? Her dog’s blind too. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/54 "2021-05-13T23:22:46Z")
What’s blue and sticky? Smurf semen. ---
**Author:** ![Mark\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Mark\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mark_Finn)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/55 "2021-05-14T11:30:54Z")
Q: What’s “Endless Love”? A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/56 "2021-05-14T11:49:25Z")
Where does Batman go to take a dump? The Bat-Room. ---
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/57 "2021-05-14T12:23:09Z")
Hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re making headlines! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/58 "2021-05-14T15:38:50Z")
Old joke - Q. What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A. Christopher Walken. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/59 "2021-05-14T17:58:25Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Q. What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve? > > A. Christopher Walken. What kind of wood doesn’t float? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/60 "2021-05-14T18:03:32Z")
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