# Funniest jokes in 10 words or less **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [May 12, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946 "2021-05-12T21:49:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/61 "2021-05-16T01:14:57Z")
Q: What’s the best time for a dental appointment? A: tooth-hurty ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/62 "2021-05-16T01:25:01Z")
What did Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/63 "2021-05-16T01:28:26Z")
Why is a fly called a fly? Because it flies. Why is a bee called a bee? Because it is. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/64 "2021-05-16T15:04:27Z")
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/65 "2021-05-16T16:15:56Z")
How can you tell an anal and oral thermometer apart? The taste. ---
**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/66 "2021-05-16T17:00:07Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Why is a fly called a fly? > Because it flies. > > Why is a bee called a bee? > Because it is. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/67 "2021-05-16T17:54:51Z")
Medicine cured my breeder bull’s libido – it tastes like peppermint. ---
**Author:** ![alfonzos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@alfonzos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alfonzos)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/68 "2021-05-17T00:33:19Z")
“Knock, knock” “Come back with a warrant!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/69 "2021-05-18T00:33:33Z")
Blind guy walking past a fish market: “Hello, ladies!” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/70 "2021-05-18T01:40:44Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > elephant mouse sine(theta) … it took a while. I don’t think I’m going to be able to use that one in mixed company … ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/71 "2021-05-18T12:00:48Z")
I had to explain it to a physicist. ---
**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/72 "2021-05-18T13:39:31Z")
_Variety_ review of Popeye starring in Hamlet: “Iamb! What iamb!” ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/73 "2021-05-18T13:46:32Z")
Why did the moron tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? … He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![phs3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phs3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phs3)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/74 "2021-05-18T20:34:18Z")
How do you distinguish oral thermometers from rectal? The taste. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/75 "2021-05-18T20:39:08Z")
What’s wrong with today’s music? Too much sax and violins. ---
**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/76 "2021-05-19T00:11:23Z")
Q: What do you call a blind German? A: not see ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/77 "2021-05-19T00:26:48Z")
Psst look up… Post #65 ---
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/78 "2021-05-19T02:29:47Z")
Must be spoken in a Yoda voice: Why was nine afraid of seven? Because 6, 7 8! ---
**Author:** ![phs3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phs3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phs3)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/79 "2021-05-19T04:05:50Z")
Ah heck. These “active” pages make searching a pain. I did look, honest! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/80 "2021-05-19T04:37:45Z")
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