# Funniest jokes in 10 words or less **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [May 12, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946 "2021-05-12T21:49:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/81 "2021-05-19T04:40:09Z")
What do you call a bald German? Herr Less. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/82 "2021-05-19T05:05:07Z")
What frightens Snap, Crackle, and Pop? A cereal killer ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/83 "2021-05-19T13:29:16Z")
> [@phs3](#): > > Ah heck. These “active” pages make searching a pain. I did look, honest! 13 words, and I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![phs3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phs3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phs3)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/84 "2021-05-19T14:04:39Z")
On the off-chance that that wasn’t also a joke (if it was, I like it!), let me be less terse. SDMB pages are “active” (or maybe the term is “responsive”, I forget) and don’t load all the content at once: if you scroll to the bottom, it notices and loads more. Except that doesn’t always seem to happen. So if you want to see if someone already made the joke, you have to hit repeatedly until it loses interest, then search. Yes, there’s a site search, but from my phone it wasn’t clear how to search just this topic (I see it now on the PC). So I thought I’d searched the whole thing, but hadn’t, and thus reposted the joke. At least my version was 10 words including the punchline! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/85 "2021-05-19T19:19:18Z")
What are Burger King’s shorts? Home of the Whopper. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/86 "2021-05-22T01:33:24Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > What do you call a bald German? A Sooner. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/87 "2021-05-22T02:19:37Z")
> [@SciFiSam](#): > > Q: What’s the opposite of formaldehyde? > > A: Casualdejekyll. LOL, I have to share this with my brother, who’s a Robert Louis Srevenson fan ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/88 "2021-05-22T03:00:56Z")
What feels good … “on the whole”? Preparation H. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/89 "2021-05-22T05:37:50Z")
That’s from Jimmy Carr. One of his sick ones: Throwing acid is wrong—in some people’s eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/90 "2021-05-22T10:17:11Z")
Yeah I think it’s part of his short joke repertoire. Very tame by his standards. ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/91 "2021-06-04T19:13:50Z")
What direction is it pointing? ---
**Author:** ![Mark\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Mark\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mark_Finn)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/92 "2021-06-08T11:29:32Z")
I knew a farmer who was outstanding in his field. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/93 "2021-06-19T06:11:36Z")
How to make an old lady say “fuck?” Yell “bingo!” ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/94 "2021-06-19T19:35:15Z")
For sale: Baby shoes, never used. Oops, wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/95 "2021-06-19T19:59:01Z")
If your biscuits look pink, maybe you’re cruller blind. ---
**Author:** ![CorpusNeptune](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corpusneptune/32/17561_2.png) [@CorpusNeptune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CorpusNeptune)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/96 "2021-06-19T20:14:37Z")
Why do librarians hate tennis? Too much racket. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Dinsdale1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale1)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/97 "2021-06-20T00:37:41Z")
How many potatoes will kill an Irishman? None ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/98 "2021-06-20T23:22:34Z")
Ok, I don’t get this one. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/99 "2021-06-20T23:25:07Z")
Starvation. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-jokes-in-10-words-or-less/941946/100 "2021-06-20T23:35:40Z")
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