# Funniest Line in a Star Wars Movie? (SPOILERS for new movie) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 23, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147 "2015-12-23T02:37:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/1 "2015-12-23T02:37:34Z")
“Laugh it up, fuzzball.” “I’m nice men.” “That’s not how the Force works!” “I have decided that we shall stay here.” “I want to go home and rethink my life.” Something else? What say you? ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/2 "2015-12-23T02:40:21Z")
“Shutting up, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/3 "2015-12-23T02:48:04Z")
“I don’t like sand–” Okay, maybe not that one. “Who’s scruffy looking?” “You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.” [In reply to Artoo, while Threepio is a heap of parts being dragged around on Chewie’s back]: “Of _course_ I’ve looked better!” ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/4 "2015-12-23T02:52:42Z")
“Droid, please!” ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/5 "2015-12-23T02:54:21Z")
some of us haven’t seen _The Force Awakens_ yet, so can you either refrain from posting lines from it or spoiler that shit? ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/6 "2015-12-23T02:54:30Z")
“Let the Wookie win.” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/7 "2015-12-23T03:05:01Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > some of us haven’t seen _The Force Awakens_ yet, so can you either refrain from posting lines from it or spoiler that shit? I added a spoiler warning to the title. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/8 "2015-12-23T03:08:21Z")
“I love you!” “I know!” ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/9 "2015-12-23T11:21:51Z")
Stop holding my hand! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/10 "2015-12-23T11:43:32Z")
“Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh, everything’s perfectly all right, now; we’re fine, we’re all fine, here, now, thank you. \ How are you?” [/wince] ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/11 "2015-12-23T14:38:46Z")
C3P0 completely irritated with Chewbacca - “Noisy Brute” and seconds later “Artoo Detoo you know better than to trust a strange computer” “Apology accepted Captain Needa” “Happy Life Day” [Artoo, do you really think I don’t have a heart?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li7Sofem5WA) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/12 "2015-12-23T14:47:13Z")
“Yes, and that thing can understand you too. So be polite.” Or words to that effect. ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/13 "2015-12-23T16:02:41Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > “Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh, everything’s perfectly all right, now; we’re fine, we’re all fine, here, now, thank you. \ How are you?” [/wince] ^ This is my favourite line ever, in all movies ever made. The Force Awakens spoilers: [spoiler]“Is there a garbage chute? … a _trash compactor_?” “And you’ll drop your weapon.” “…aaand I’ll drop my weapon.” [/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/14 "2015-12-23T16:12:10Z")
“Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!” ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/15 "2015-12-23T16:30:13Z")
An oldie but a goodie: [top ten sexually tilted lines from each of the original Star Wars movies](http://www.ijmc.com/archives/1995/March/21March1995.html) ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/16 "2015-12-23T16:30:56Z")
Boxing the minor spoiler Leia: When is the last time you said you would help and you actually helped? Don’t say “Death Star” Brian ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/17 "2015-12-23T16:51:45Z")
“Something wrong with your droid?” “No, no problem. Why?” ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/18 "2015-12-23T16:56:38Z")
Finn: “We’ll figure it out…we’ll use the Force.” Han: “That’s _not_ how the Force works!” I also love the way Han says, “You should have seen her earlier…she revealed her true feelings for me.” His smug look makes it so funny. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/19 "2015-12-23T18:09:11Z")
“Aren’t you a little short for a a stormtrooper?” “Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?” “When you broke in here, didn’t you have a plan for getting out?” “What an interesting smell you’ve discovered!” “Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/20 "2015-12-23T18:12:59Z")
> [@Horatio\_Hellpop](#): > > “I love you!” “I know!” From _Robot Chicken Star Wars_: Chewie: **Arghh! Arghh!** Han: _That_ I did not know! 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147.md?page=2)