# Funniest Line in a Star Wars Movie? (SPOILERS for new movie) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 23, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147 "2015-12-23T02:37:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/21 "2015-12-23T18:20:10Z")
Obi-Wan: “Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.” They couldn’t hit a stationary target at 5 paces! ---
**Author:** ![vd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b19c9b/32.png) [@vd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vd)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/22 "2015-12-23T18:34:02Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > “Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh, everything’s perfectly all right, now; we’re fine, we’re all fine, here, now, thank you. \ How are you?” [/wince] I never realized until the TFA line about Han “talking his way out of” something, that he’s always been horrible at talking his way out of anything. The above line, Greedo, Jabba. ---
**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/23 "2015-12-23T18:47:38Z")
I dont know. Fly casual. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/24 "2015-12-23T19:11:22Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > some of us haven’t seen _The Force Awakens_ yet, so can you either refrain from posting lines from it or spoiler that shit? As a person who hates spoilers I should have known better. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/25 "2015-12-23T19:23:33Z")
My three favorites, which have already been given, but I’ll state anyway for the official record: Lando: Having trouble with your droid? Han: No, no problem. Why? Leia: I love you. Han: I know. Han: That’s not how the force works. Apparently, I’m a fan of Han. ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/26 "2015-12-23T19:26:22Z")
“shut him up or shut him down” ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/27 "2015-12-23T20:19:29Z")
“‘Not entirely stable’…I’m glad you’re here to tell us these things.” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/28 "2015-12-23T20:43:55Z")
Episode VII spoilers; [SPOILER] “This is the ship that made the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs!” “Where’d you hear that rot? It was _12_! (sigh) 14.” “You changed your hair.” “You haven’t changed your jacket.” “No. New jacket.” [/SPOILER] ---
**Author:** ![Deeg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deeg/32/2955_2.png) [@Deeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deeg)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/29 "2015-12-23T21:07:09Z")
> [@Horatio\_Hellpop](#): > > “I love you!” “I know!” That’s mine. So extraordinarily unexpected. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/30 "2015-12-23T21:26:55Z")
biggest laugh in the theater was when BB-8 returns Finn’s “thumbs up” with a flame from its small torch. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147/31 "2015-12-23T22:45:29Z")
Leia: “You came in _that?_ You’re braver than I thought.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-line-in-a-star-wars-movie-spoilers-for-new-movie/741147.md?page=1)