# Funniest Maggie Simpson Lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-maggie-simpson-lines/207665>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 15, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-maggie-simpson-lines/207665 "2003-10-15T23:10:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-maggie-simpson-lines/207665/21 "2003-10-17T05:12:21Z")

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**Lisa** : What do aliens have to do with Halloween?

**Maggie** : SILENCE! _melts Lisa with laser eyes_

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-maggie-simpson-lines/207665/22 "2003-10-17T05:48:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by YellowTail \*  
> \*\*Shortest … thread … ever.
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> 😃 \*\*

You’re lucky you got looks, Marge.

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