# Funniest Onion article ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573 "2006-11-08T17:21:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/1 "2006-11-08T17:21:42Z")
> **[The Onion | America's Finest News Source.](https://www.theonion.com/)** > > The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source. May not be safe for work as you’ll be laughing your head off and the F word, well a variation of the F-word appears in a photo. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/2 "2006-11-08T23:51:52Z")
240 views and no comment! It’s an excellent article, but humour is subjective and it isn’t in my personal top ten. Made me laugh out loud, though. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/3 "2006-11-09T01:36:48Z")
[Homer]Mmmmm…Broccoloroos![/Homer] ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/4 "2006-11-09T02:01:07Z")
I thought it was good. Just sent the link to a friend. I need to bookmark the Onion again…I used to read it all the time on the last computer I used but I seemed ot have forgotten about it (yeah I know, how could I?). ---
**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/5 "2006-11-09T04:08:24Z")
That was funny. “Weren’t Sun Chips healthy enough for you, you goddamn hippie bastards?” ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/6 "2006-11-09T04:09:49Z")
“Naderites with spastic colons.” Heh. :rolleyes: Are there any other kind? ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/7 "2006-11-09T04:16:40Z")
> [@](#): > > According to Frito-Lay’s website, the new snacks contain one-third of the fat, one-half of the calories, and one-1,000th of the irresistible flavor of Frito-Lay’s classic line of potato and corn chips. That got an audible chuckle out of me. The Onion is pretty funny, but I have to kind of be in the mood to be amused by them. ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/8 "2006-11-09T04:23:01Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] [http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916) May not be safe for work as you’ll be laughing your head off and the F word, well a variation of the F-word appears in a photo. [/QUOTE] Pretty funny. I this one was awesome: [Republicans Blame Loss on Democrats](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55018) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/9 "2006-11-09T04:32:21Z")
I just know with all the political stuff that has to come out now this article would be lost in the shuffel. The photo of the truck with “Eat 'em up Fuckers!” on the side and the caption. > [@](#): > > Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a "bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere. I’m sorry, it’s killing me. ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/10 "2006-11-09T15:14:26Z")
Yeah, I liked the caption to go with the delivery lorry; "Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a “bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere.” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/11 "2006-11-09T15:27:55Z")
Heh. Yea, I gotta admit that’s one of the funnier Onion articles I’ve ever read. > [@](#): > > “Here,” said Frito-Lay CEO Al Carey as he disgustedly tossed a bag … onto the lectern … “Here’s some shit that’s made from beets …” > > “You all disgust me,” said Carey, who then kicked over the Flat Earth display and stormed out of the room. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/12 "2006-11-09T16:19:05Z")
The Onion is blocked where I work. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/13 "2006-11-09T16:26:10Z")
I can access it on school computers! I lol’d. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-onion-article-ever/379573/14 "2006-11-09T16:27:44Z")
That is hilarious. I have a friend that works in our district, and she IS one of those people. I sent her the link, and will await her somewhat caustic, yet probably damn funny reply.