# Funniest porn ever!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-porn-ever/464336>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 19, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-porn-ever/464336 "2008-09-19T17:18:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-porn-ever/464336/81 "2008-09-28T12:14:30Z")

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> [@Mr.Duality](#):
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> More lines from Star Trek porn:
> 
> Scotty- “Cap’n, ma organ canna stand the strain!”
> 
> Mr. Spic- “It would seem I’m cumming.”

The _Sex Trek_ porn films are absolutely hilarious; everyone involved is obviously a Classic Trekkie and they’ve the good sense not to take it at all seriously; it’s almost more of a _Star Trek_ parody with some random sex thrown in than a porno film with a _Star Trek_ theme.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-porn-ever/464336/82 "2008-09-28T18:08:41Z")

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Not quite sure if this fits the OP, but a must-see:

http: [//www.dailymotion.com/swf/kD07UDAiOI6vnxMpoR](https://www.dailymotion.com/swf/kD07UDAiOI6vnxMpoR)

😃

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-porn-ever/464336/83 "2008-09-28T18:19:44Z")

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I can’t find a link, but…

My college showed movies four times a week. One year, the crew managed to sneak in a **3-D Porno!**. One of the funniest things I have ever seen! For some reason, a psychiatrist would literally ‘pop’ into sex scenes and start talking to the two having sex. There was a (actually pretty good) car chase scene, and, to top it off, there was a ‘snuff’ scene where the actress ‘drowned’ in a huge vat of soup. Thereafter, anytime someone would run past her, they would stick their finger in the soup and say, “needs salt”.

And, of course, the people who ran the movie would run out into the stairs and hose down the audience with super soakers during money shots…

Can’t remember the name of it, tho.

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