# Funniest posts ever **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 30, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222 "2003-03-30T15:13:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/1 "2003-03-30T15:13:59Z")
I was sitting here this morning fairly depressed, so I decided to read some posts to cheer me up- I remembered there is one post that makes me laugh everytime, I can’t find the thread of course but it was about the day in the life Of KING NIFTY’s children. SO what posts are memorable to you? ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/2 "2003-03-30T15:23:34Z")
Don’t be depressed **Deadly Nightlite** , think of me…I’m a dislexic agnostic insomniac, who sit’s up all night wondering if there really is a dog… 🙂 sorry no immediate cite for funny posts, but I’ll try and make _this_ one a little more humorus! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/3 "2003-03-30T15:37:34Z")
Thanks Phlospr 😃 I found the thread I was thnking about [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142131&highlight=king+nifty+school](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142131&highlight=king+nifty+school) It was a post by giraffe, cracks me up ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/4 "2003-03-30T15:52:54Z")
[Right here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117648) Scroll down to **SPOOFE** ’s post. Its the most I’ve ever laughed at something on a computer screen, and I’ve seen some funny things on a comptuer screen. ---
**Author:** ![Regina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d78d45/32.png) [@Regina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regina)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/5 "2003-03-30T16:02:32Z")
[Monkey Butler!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37864&highlight=monkey+and+butler) ---
**Author:** ![Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@Fox\_in\_the\_Snow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fox_in_the_Snow)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/6 "2003-03-30T16:10:09Z")
I’ll see your monkey butler and I’ll raise you [three mushrooms.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38764&highlight=mushrooms) ---
**Author:** ![CadburyAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@CadburyAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CadburyAngel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/7 "2003-03-30T19:20:05Z")
Everybody knows about OpalCat’s Page o’ Flames, right? [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/flames.html](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/flames.html) Go forth, and laugh until you pee. ---
**Author:** ![hermann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b487fb/32.png) [@hermann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hermann)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/8 "2003-03-30T20:37:24Z")
It has to be the “blimp” story. Sorry, I’m new and haven’t figured out how to link yet, but I’m sure everybody here knows of it. ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/9 "2003-03-30T20:41:09Z")
Does anyone have a link to the “blimp” story? I’ve seen references to it, but I don’t know what it is. Thanks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cichlidiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cichlidiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cichlidiot)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/10 "2003-03-30T20:47:17Z")
The Funny Things Said During Sex thread is usually brought up, and I always agree that thread is hilarious. “Is that a leg?”, “Are you the sheriff?”, and “Make pig noises!” crack me up every time. I can’t recall the name of this thread, but it involved a Doper wanting to get rid of a mouse or possibly mice in her/his office, I think. Someone posted to the thread with a response close to this: How do you catch a mouse? You hide in a corner and get real quiet, then make a sound like cheese. I am shaking with laughter just typing it. That post struck my funnybone and still gets me when I think about it. I read the post to a few people, but no one thought it was nearly as funny as I did. I’ve searched for that thread a few times, but have been unable to find it since. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/11 "2003-03-31T00:31:05Z")
[The Horror of Blimps](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160851) ---
**Author:** ![Barney111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Barney111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barney111)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/12 "2003-03-31T03:48:50Z")
I think [Nazi Groundhogs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=15906&highlight=prairie+dogs) is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/13 "2003-03-31T03:57:23Z")
> [@](#): > > The Funny Things Said During Sex thread is usually brought up, and I always agree that thread is hilarious. “Is that a leg?”, “Are you the sheriff?”, and “Make pig noises!” crack me up every time. [Funny things said during lovemaking](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24960&highlight=funny+AND+during), ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/14 "2003-03-31T04:02:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\*[Right here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117648) > Scroll down to **SPOOFE** ’s post. Its the most I’ve ever laughed at something on a computer screen, and I’ve seen some funny things on a comptuer screen. \*\* The silence, before, during, and after reading **SPOOFE** ’s joke, was deafening. No offence there **SPOOFE** I just don’t find jokes funny. I find unintentional trhidoin;aiodf avv;as ;doichsdc;ois dc asouxchascj o90as9 ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/15 "2003-03-31T04:07:29Z")
Unfortunately, my nominee for Funniest Post Ever was lost in the big board crash last year. I’d quote it here, but it’s not very funny out of context. For those who were around back then, let me jog your memory: It was the last thread to get Threadspotted before the crash, it started out as a tech-support rant, and the post I’m thinking of involved ducks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/16 "2003-03-31T06:25:18Z")
LOL!!! Thank you **Q.E.D.** for the link. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/17 "2003-03-31T08:47:49Z")
Here’s some quickies I’ve collected. [http://fathom.org/jjtm/dungeon/QMessageBoards.html](http://fathom.org/jjtm/dungeon/QMessageBoards.html) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/18 "2003-03-31T09:18:39Z")
**Scylla** ’s _Goat Porn_ brought tears to my eyes, I laughed so hard. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/19 "2003-03-31T13:48:37Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48886&highlight=rudolph+reindeer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48886&highlight=rudolph+reindeer) Funniest.Thread.Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222/20 "2003-03-31T14:07:55Z")
You haven’t laughed until you’ve read [My Bladder Knows I’m Home](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166577&). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-posts-ever/165222.md?page=2)