# Funniest SDMB Thread EVER? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 19, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sdmb-thread-ever/490080 "2009-03-19T21:52:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sdmb-thread-ever/490080/1 "2009-03-19T21:52:49Z")
I still roll around on the floor about … “Am I farting holes in my shorts?\*” See? **That’s** why I love being here! Y’all always make me think, and sometimes you make me smile and/or laugh! I know: I need to get out more, right? So sue me if I think the international company I find right here suits me _just fine!_ Plus, if I want a beer, I can have one and not have to tip the bartender, or burp in the general direction of the 4 DOUBLE D . chrome-headed , about to bust out of her Boost-ie-ay (or however you spell that), about to sink into one of them “cryin’ drunk - take me home - and hold me” DRUNKS! Me and “Bert” (my kitty) are just fine, thanks! Uhmmmm… what was the question??? 😉 Q \*probably not the original title ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sdmb-thread-ever/490080/2 "2009-03-20T01:51:03Z")
Does unintentional humor count? I still get a chuckle out of [penis ensues](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294892), it was just so utterly random. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sdmb-thread-ever/490080/3 "2009-03-20T15:34:42Z")
I’m not sure anything can top Scylla’s [Killer Blimp](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160851). ---
**Author:** ![jharvey963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sdmb-thread-ever/490080/4 "2009-03-21T20:27:47Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > I’m not sure anything can top Scylla’s [Killer Blimp](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160851). You’re right. You win. Close the thread. 😃 J. ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sdmb-thread-ever/490080/5 "2009-03-23T02:48:11Z")
Sorry, if I could find it, I’d link it. It was Sampiro’s Mother/Daughter thread that ran for days. The only thread I’ve ever emailed people. Mostly southern, crazy women got it, but still. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sdmb-thread-ever/490080/6 "2009-03-23T04:10:28Z")
> [@Auntbeast](#): > > Sorry, if I could find it, I’d link it. It was Sampiro’s Mother/Daughter thread that ran for days. > > The only thread I’ve ever emailed people. Mostly southern, crazy women got it, but still. [This one?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326481) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sdmb-thread-ever/490080/7 "2009-03-23T13:33:18Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > [This one?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=326481) From within the same thread, the [Bible Meth church stuff](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6402841) really killed me. [If Lord of the Rings had been written by someone else?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=138905) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sdmb-thread-ever/490080/8 "2009-03-23T15:05:46Z")
[Over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493537) and [over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508687) are some collections of best/funniest threads.