# Funniest Sig Lines! (and other funny quotes) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 22, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sig-lines-and-other-funny-quotes/286105 "2005-01-22T17:09:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![aurelian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@aurelian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurelian)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sig-lines-and-other-funny-quotes/286105/41 "2005-01-24T04:37:50Z")
I think it was \*\*Johnny L.A.[b/]'s way back when, and just sends me into giggle fits… "Where am I going? And why I am I in this handbasket? or something like that… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sig-lines-and-other-funny-quotes/286105/42 "2005-01-24T17:34:47Z")
Note to self: Self, do not read threads like this when abdominal muscles are sore after fighting off bronchitis for a week. You’ve been warned. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sig-lines-and-other-funny-quotes/286105/43 "2005-01-24T17:49:20Z")
> [@aurelian](#): > > I think it was **Johnny L.A.**'s way back when, and just sends me into giggle fits… > > "Where am I going? And why I am I in this handbasket? > > or something like that… 🙂 **Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket?** That one shows up from time to time over on the Fathom board, since it allows multiple, rotating, sigs. 🙂 I used to have this one on my car: **Since I gave up hope, I feel much better**. [sub]Would that that were true.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mycroft\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_H)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sig-lines-and-other-funny-quotes/286105/44 "2005-01-24T19:15:24Z")
These are some I’ve liked enough to save for posterity. Keep an open mind, but don’t let your brain fall out. - **cadolphin** That which does not kill me only makes me more irritable. - **cadolphin** You cannot reason a man out of a position he did not reach through reason. - **DrFidelius** The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it limits. – **romansperson** Everyone is entitled to his own opinion but not his own facts. – **Cougar** from Bad Astronomy BB Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruit. Wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad. - **irishgirl** Never attribute to malice what can more easily be explained by incompetence. - **Neurotic** Unknown- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. No generalization is true, including this one. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sig-lines-and-other-funny-quotes/286105/45 "2005-01-25T03:21:00Z")
A year or so ago someone did a favorite sig lines thread and one of mine made the OP. \*How can anarchy have an internationally accepted symbol? - My favorite is \*I really want to have wild sex with that Zebra guy. - This was posted by some really attractive doper but I can’t remember which one. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sig-lines-and-other-funny-quotes/286105/46 "2005-01-25T03:30:46Z")
Shamefully, I have to admit that my favorite Doper sig is one that only makes sense in the context of the original post in which it appeared. Every time I saw it afterward, I was convulsed with giggles. From **alice in wonderland** : “Curse you, milk-flavored bunny!” The one that makes me giggle most now belongs to someone whose user name I can’t seem to recall, except I think it starts with a “P”: “English does not borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys and mugs them, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar.” …or something like that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-sig-lines-and-other-funny-quotes/286105.md?page=2)