# Funniest signs at the Rally to Restore Sanity (and/or Fear) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2010, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062 "2010-11-01T06:03:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/1 "2010-11-01T06:03:04Z")
Huff Post has gathered some really good ones [here](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/30/the-funniest-signs-at-the_n_776490.html). Some good ones: The people behind me can’t see People who use hyperbole should be shot God hates flags! I masturbate and I vote (but usually not at the same time) Bring our troops home. U.S. out of Hawaii NOW! Mispelers untie! I think we can all agree that boobs are AWESOME! I want more tortillas when I order fajitas at a restaurant! More cowbell! Rageless in Seattle My arms hurt Sometimes I love Comic Sans Can you spot any other good ones? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/2 "2010-11-01T06:28:22Z")
This is my sign. There are many like it but this one is mine… ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/3 "2010-11-01T06:37:55Z")
I’m crazy about sanity Homophobia is so gay God hates figs (Mark 11:12-14) Won’t tolerate lactose Soon Chuck Norris Will Have Had Enough Of This Shit and then we’ll all be sorry ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/4 "2010-11-01T06:55:18Z")
Many good ones. Some kind of recognition for both conceptual synthesis and sheer effort needs to go to the guy who went, on his own, as two people with two signs: “himself,” with a drooping “Restore Sanity” sign, embraced, or throttled, by a giant puppet Grim Reaper with “Keep Fear Alive.” I also liked the woman in the thigh-length niqab, with fishnet stockings below–“Fear Me.” ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/5 "2010-11-01T13:25:58Z")
[Another collection](http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-100-best-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity) More funny ones: Gay Muslim. I will blow you! Support the Metric System! Is this the line for Justin Bieber’s tickets?! Eggs are white. Obama isn’t. Breakfast is **RUINED**! I am here for the gangbang We should do this more often 404 Error. Political message not found. Vote for Pedro! [Somebody with a broken image html icon] End Glee theme nights ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/6 "2010-11-01T14:57:03Z")
I can spell I am not a coyote (stuck to a stuffed coyote) ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/7 "2010-11-01T15:24:49Z")
“God hates flags” ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/8 "2010-11-01T16:09:44Z")
“Hitler is a Nazi.” ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/9 "2010-11-01T16:52:48Z")
“Tax isn’t why your life sucks” “Don’t believe everything you think” “Time to take our country [del]back[/del] forward” “More Cowbell” (Obama “Hope” poster, cleverly re-imagined) “May I please vote on your marriage?” ---
**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/10 "2010-11-01T18:02:55Z")
I saw a bunch of the ones already mentioned. My favorite was: If Liza can marry two gay men why can’t I marry one. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/11 "2010-11-01T18:14:33Z")
" Protest signs are an ineffectual means of communicating my nuanced views on a variety of issues that cannot be reduced to a simple pithy slogan" ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/12 "2010-11-01T18:16:54Z")
Oh, another favorite of mine: What do we want? _Evidence based-change_ When do we want it? _After peer review_ There are more at [http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war\_room/2010/10/30/rally\_sanity\_slide\_show](http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2010/10/30/rally_sanity_slide_show) ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/13 "2010-11-01T19:54:33Z")
The one on the front page of the NYT yesterday was something like “Mildly annoyed about extreme outrage.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/14 "2010-11-01T20:24:03Z")
I like the “Red State / Blue State / Me state / You state” Dr Suess spoof with the tag line “let’s act like grown-ups”. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/15 "2010-11-01T20:31:00Z")
“(pi symbol) is as much irrationality as I can take” ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/16 "2010-11-01T20:53:33Z")
And: “I am sorry if this sign is blocking your view” “Too much Pluribus, not enough Unum” “Support our soups!” “Chill baby, chill” “When making a sign, make sure to leave enough sp” “I heard there was pie” “My wife thinks I am walking the Appalachian trail” “Wisconsin is a myth” ---
**Author:** ![Boggette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@Boggette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boggette)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/17 "2010-11-01T21:34:12Z")
The guy behind us has a sign that said, “Baby carrots made my friend gay.” ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/18 "2010-11-01T21:37:49Z")
Another collection - [10 fun/random signs](http://www.good.is/post/political-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity/). ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/19 "2010-11-01T21:41:29Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > I want more tortillas when I order fajitas at a restaurant! A very sensible proposal, and one that I wholeheartedly support, but I foresee difficulties getting it enacted in the current political climate. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity-and-or-fear/559062/20 "2010-11-01T22:05:24Z")
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