# Funniest thing posted in SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839 "2003-08-31T18:49:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![eman77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@eman77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eman77)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/1 "2003-08-31T18:49:37Z")
Hey guys, I was looking through MPSIMS lately and I started wondering, what was one of the funniest posts ever written here. I have found several hilarious ones over the past 7 months or so I’ve been lurking here. My favorite is probably in the thread about things found on bathroom walls. Anybody else have any hilarious posts to share. BTW not just in MPSIMS but throughout SDMB ---
**Author:** ![eman77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@eman77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eman77)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/2 "2003-08-31T18:51:18Z")
Oh shoot, moderators can you please move this to MPSIMS, I somehow posted in the wrong forum. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/3 "2003-08-31T18:52:16Z")
But, see…you’re in the Pit, **eman77!** (Not that there’s no humor to be found here. Heh.) You may want to ask a Mod to move this thread for you – worthy topic, hysterical threads abound. ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/4 "2003-08-31T19:00:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eman77 \* > \*\* My favorite is probably in the thread about things found on bathroom walls. \*\* How’s about a link to that thread? I could use some laughs 'bout right now. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/5 "2003-08-31T19:01:59Z")
Oh, sure, he _says_ it was just a mistake! I’ll bet he’s trolling for giggles! We take a mighty dim view of whimsy here in the Pit, pardner. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/6 "2003-08-31T19:49:10Z")
Homer’s “a monkey that i wish for” [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864&highlight=monkey+butler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864&highlight=monkey+butler) ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/7 "2003-08-31T20:00:48Z")
The funniest was when **eman77** posted a thread about the funniest things on the SDMB - and put it in the Pit!!! ha ha ha, giggles all around. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/8 "2003-08-31T20:02:53Z")
The thread about the [prehensile rectum](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80957&highlight=prehensile+rectum). ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/9 "2003-08-31T20:06:23Z")
Billy Rubin’s “Another bathroom etiquette memo: Do you have a prehensile rectum?” [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80957&perpage=50&highlight=prehensile%20AND%20rectum&pagenumber=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80957&perpage=50&highlight=prehensile%20AND%20rectum&pagenumber=1) and Astroboy14’s “_Warning! If you are disgusted easily, read no more!!! I’m serious!_” on page two of Billy’s thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80957&perpage=50&highlight=prehensile%20AND%20rectum&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80957&perpage=50&highlight=prehensile%20AND%20rectum&pagenumber=2) ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/10 "2003-08-31T20:39:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muffin \* > \*\*Homer’s “a monkey that i wish for” > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864&highlight=monkey+butler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864&highlight=monkey+butler) \*\* Damnit **Muffin**! I wanted to list that! ---
**Author:** ![eman77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@eman77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eman77)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/11 "2003-08-31T20:56:18Z")
I found everything in this thread funny [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=203377&highlight=funny](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=203377&highlight=funny) ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/12 "2003-08-31T21:02:40Z")
Well, you could always check out this site: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/flames.html](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/flames.html) Maintained by Dopers for Dopers! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/13 "2003-08-31T23:07:17Z")
Whammo’s thread " Funny things said during love making/intimate moments…" In which for the price of admission the good reader gets: False leg Squealing like a pig Barking like a dog Wrong house Driverless vehicle Flaming Hair Nun Vampire Yoda And much, much more: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24960&perpage=50&highlight=funniest%20said%20sack&pagenumber=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24960&perpage=50&highlight=funniest%20said%20sack&pagenumber=1) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/14 "2003-08-31T23:50:12Z")
A newbie starts a thread asking why the West went to war against Hitler. In response he receives a great many meal recipes. Not to be deterred, he starts another thread again asking why the West went to war against Hitler, and again receives meal recipes in response. A Mod closes the second thread and reprimands him for starting it while the first thread was still extant. First thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49621&perpage=50&pagenumber=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49621&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) Second thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49737](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49737) ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/15 "2003-09-01T01:11:05Z")
Well, **lieu** , had some funny [shit here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=139789), **lno** , [raged here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=62082), and this thread was a [stinker here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=91856). Some funky stuff for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Donut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19adc/32.png) [@Donut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donut)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/16 "2003-09-01T01:17:42Z")
[The rock in the box: I burning your dog](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=203185&highlight=burning+rock) The OP is pure gold, and a lot of the replies are sweet too, especially “You no burning they dog.” ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/17 "2003-09-01T01:40:29Z")
While we usually lock horns in GD, the funniest post that I’ve ever read, and it’s not even a contest, comes from Scylla. I present you [The horror of blimps](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160851) ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/18 "2003-09-01T02:16:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eman77 \* > \*\*Hey guys, I was looking through MPSIMS lately and I started wondering, what was one of the funniest posts ever written here. I have found several hilarious ones over the past 7 months or so I’ve been lurking here. My favorite is probably in the thread about things found on bathroom walls. Anybody else have any hilarious posts to share. > > BTW not just in MPSIMS but throughout SDMB \*\* I’m surprised someone thought one of my posts was that funny, albeit the most low-brow of all the threads I’ve started… 😃 The funniest I can think of, and the one that REALLY got me addicted to the SDMB was the [“Enterprise” meets “Airplane!”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=199963&highlight=enterprise) thread. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/19 "2003-09-01T07:17:01Z")
A [discussion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=72597&highlight=simulate+duck) about computer languages yook a very funny turn when friedo talks about java having so many classes that one for simulating duck sex was among them. I just cracked up. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839/20 "2003-09-01T07:40:29Z")
Just about anything by **Giggle Gaggle** or **Apricot Syrup** or **Lucid Dreamer** or **Transitionality**. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thing-posted-in-sdmb/198839.md?page=2)