# Funniest thread of all time... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 2, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846 "2003-07-02T19:35:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MegaDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/db5fbb/32.png) [@MegaDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaDave)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/1 "2003-07-02T19:35:42Z")
seriously… it is [here](http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56995) currently has 396 posts and over 164,000 views from people from all over, even people not registered at II. Highly recommended, and feel free to add to it! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/2 "2003-07-02T19:45:22Z")
lol… I read these on a site that had something to do with “gecko” or some sort of lizard. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/3 "2003-07-02T20:12:32Z")
_Wheezing_ Oh man, I’d seen these before a long time ago but the new ones are a hoot. Those guys really are hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/4 "2003-07-02T20:28:39Z")
Omigod, I have given myself hiccups twice, and I am sitting here laughing like Mutley. Gotta figure out how to print and paste-up my own “Best Of” version to send to friends. ---
**Author:** ![Peg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Peg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peg)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/5 "2003-07-02T21:09:03Z")
Love that stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/6 "2003-07-02T21:13:21Z")
hahaha, those are great. ---
**Author:** ![Zazie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Zazie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zazie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/7 "2003-07-02T21:20:25Z")
Oh, this is too funny, I am crying. Some are just plain perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/8 "2003-07-02T23:38:24Z")
God I love those. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/9 "2003-07-02T23:38:37Z")
“Don’t get trapped under stuff” My fave so far. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/10 "2003-07-02T23:45:08Z")
Thanks for the link, MegaDave! Outstanding thread indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/11 "2003-07-02T23:59:40Z")
Starts to get a bit boring after the same picture has been done 20 times. The first page is the funniest. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/12 "2003-07-03T00:11:09Z")
That is too funny! I’ve seen the original site but that thread has some real gems! I particularly liked the picture of the retarded looking person in front of the window with the caption “Not another crappy version of Windows!! No!!” ---
**Author:** ![ghostrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58f4c7/32.png) [@ghostrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ghostrider)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/13 "2003-07-03T00:19:59Z")
That’s a freakin’ hoot! I really needed that! Thanks MegaDave! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/14 "2003-07-03T00:43:22Z")
The “All your base” display is beyond priceless. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/15 "2003-07-03T01:13:17Z")
I lost it at “In the event of a nuclear explosion, drive around it.” ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/16 "2003-07-03T01:46:15Z")
Anybody else notice that on page 8 there’s a link back to “The Horror of Blimps”? Talk about circular! 😃 Wonderful stuff – although that board sure is heavy into cutesy smileys, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/17 "2003-07-03T02:12:03Z")
In case of terrorist attack: 1. Don’t pull on Superman’s cape. 2. Don’t spit into the wind. 3. Don’t say “Hi, Opal!”. 4. Don’t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger. 5. Don’t mess around with Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/18 "2003-07-03T04:32:27Z")
Now that stinks. When I click the link it says that my IP has been banned. I’ve never trolled in my life to get banned from a message board. Let alone ever heard of or posted anything on that site. I can’t read it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/19 "2003-07-03T04:40:40Z")
If you can’t see it in the original thread, it’s also available on [another site](http://www.geocities.com/thefirethread/). (The formatting looks different, but it’s the same material.) ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846/20 "2003-07-03T04:53:17Z")
Okay, I was intrigued by **Eve** laughing like Muttley, so I wandered over to the linked site to have a look-see. I regret that decision. I laughed so hard, I almost threw up. Then my nose started bleeding. I hope it stops soon. :mad: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-thread-of-all-time/185846.md?page=2)