# Funniest title of an adult film you've seen or heard of. Minor TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 29, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812 "2005-07-29T21:45:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/1 "2005-07-29T21:45:29Z")
I just saw a video online that was named “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Fucked Me.” I think that takes the cake for me so far. You ever see or hear of any with an equally or more so amusing title? ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/2 "2005-07-29T21:48:49Z")
Forrest Rump… ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/3 "2005-07-29T21:51:39Z")
“Weapons of Ass Destruction” made me laugh. That is, the title made me laugh. I haven’t seen the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/4 "2005-07-29T22:01:40Z")
_Beverly Hills Copulator_, starring Traci Lords, no less. A list of Traci’s films turns up a few gems: _Adventure Of Traci Dick: The Case Of The Missing Stiff Breaking It: A Story About Virgins Lust In The Fast Lane Night Of Loving Dangerously Tailhouse Rock_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/5 "2005-07-29T22:01:50Z")
Edward Penishands. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/6 "2005-07-29T22:02:47Z")
I’m torn between \*Poke Her Hot Ass \* and _A Midsummer Night’s Cream_. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/7 "2005-07-29T22:03:47Z")
\*Shaving Ryan’s Privates On Golden Blonde The Beverly Thrillbillies\* ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/8 "2005-07-29T22:06:38Z")
_Romancing the Bone_ ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/9 "2005-07-29T22:11:46Z")
_Blow Me Sandwich_. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/10 "2005-07-29T22:20:42Z")
Pulp Friction Leave It To My Beaver The Sopornos ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/11 "2005-07-29T22:27:49Z")
Men in black men. ---
**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/12 "2005-07-29T22:50:34Z")
**Mr. Blue Sky** beat me to it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/13 "2005-07-29T22:55:05Z")
Muffy the Vampire Layer ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/14 "2005-07-29T22:55:13Z")
_E.T.: The Extra Testicle_ ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/15 "2005-07-29T22:56:04Z")
_Glad He Ate Her_ ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Gene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Soylent\_Gene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Gene)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/16 "2005-07-29T23:04:25Z")
**Rambone** ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/17 "2005-07-29T23:10:24Z")
_Georgeous Babes Who Wouldn’t Give You the Time of Day in Real Life but You Can Pay Good Money to Watch Them Getting Fucked in a Movie_ OK, it’s never been a real porn title, AFAIK, but it should be! 🙂 Likewise: _What “Casting Couch,” Honey? That Was the Part!_ ---
**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/18 "2005-07-29T23:12:03Z")
I used to work in a video store. How about Sex Trek: the Next Penetration! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Is\_Schwa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8baadc/32.png) [@What\_Is\_Schwa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Is_Schwa)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/19 "2005-07-29T23:18:29Z")
Everyone Loves Rimmin’! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/20 "2005-07-29T23:47:17Z")
Another vote for **Edward Penishands** And a call to recognize **Schindler’s Fist** , even tho it’s just a title used in [Orgazmo](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812.md?page=2)