# Funniest title of an adult film you've seen or heard of. Minor TMI.

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**Created:** [July 29, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812 "2005-07-29T21:45:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/21 "2005-07-29T23:52:47Z")

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> [@ggurl](#):
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> **Mr. Blue Sky** _beat_ me to it. 😛

HAR!  
Anyone seen: _Who Reamed Rhonda Rabbit?_

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/22 "2005-07-29T23:56:45Z")

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[Similar thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=196252). Lots of good ones in there.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/23 "2005-07-30T00:00:01Z")

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Okla-Homo.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/24 "2005-07-30T00:07:16Z")

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_Beverly Hills 9021-Ho_

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/25 "2005-07-30T00:12:24Z")

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Yet another **Edward Penishands** vote. Unlike most porns with funny titles but the same old gangbang, this one actually tries to follow the original but, um, sexily (or at least that’s what I gathered from the hilarious sum up on [somethingawful.com](http://somethingawful.com))

I’m also a fan of **That Bitch Ate Our Witch** , or at least the cover photo and the write up on the back of the box.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/26 "2005-07-30T00:29:42Z")

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What About Boob?

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/27 "2005-07-30T00:57:15Z")

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**Lord of the G-String** is classic. Throbbits.

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**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/28 "2005-07-30T01:09:15Z")

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Remember the Tight Teens  
A league of their Moans  
Gentlemen prefer Bronze

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/29 "2005-07-30T01:56:07Z")

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Lord of the G-Strings  
Moulin Splooge  
Ebenezer Screw, with Bob Scratchit. (I don’t know if this is a real one or not, I saw it on an episode of _Beavis and Butthead_)  
Das Boob  
Snatch Adams  
Backseat Confidential  
Bat Dude and Throbin  
Battlestar Orgasmica  
Beverly Hills Cox  
Boldfinger  
Buffy The Vampire Layer  
Free Will Humping  
Honey, I Blew Everybody

Oh, and not really porn, but the name of a gay-themed 98 Degrees tribute band: 69 Degrees.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/30 "2005-07-30T02:04:31Z")

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_Titty Slickers_ and its sequel,  
_Titty Slickers 2, The Legend Of Golden Curlies_

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/31 "2005-07-30T02:22:30Z")

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Playmate of the Ape’s  
I love that movie. It’s just so stupid, even for a porn.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/32 "2005-07-30T02:26:51Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> Anyone seen: _Who Reamed Rhonda Rabbit?_

I saw _Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit_…but I may be misremembering the title.

And I also came here to post _Edward Penishands_. The fact that they did make an attempt to follow the movie was what made it so funny. The scene where he’s trying to eat spaghetti with his penishands? Priceless.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/33 "2005-07-30T03:22:50Z")

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Amorz dot com is a Japanese firm with titles translated into English. Well, not into English but into a series of English words, that may or not coalesce into a title-like object.

“The White Tits Lady Exclamation Syndrome”

“Lolita SM Sexual Abnormal Family”

"Opani Pani Panic "

"The Graduation of Wedding "

"The Woman having sadist and masochist "

“Cat Sperm Woman”

“Pussy in the Stylistic Body” and its two sequels

and my favorite:

“Sperm The Smash! Aim for the Pussy!”

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/34 "2005-07-30T03:26:01Z")

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> [@Wolfian](#):
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> **Lord of the G-String** is classic. Throbbits.

I was gonna say that- my GF at the time & I saw that on the regular shelf in the video rental place & were laughing hysterically at the box. But we couldn’t bring ourselves to rent it because we were behaving ourselves.

A year later, after we broke up & she went gay, I caught it on HBO- Misty Mundae, mmmmmm! Alas, she might say the same now!

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/35 "2005-07-30T03:30:40Z")

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Oh! Poltergash! The ‘hero’ gets sucked into a giant paranormal vagina.

I have no idea what the plot entailed.

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/36 "2005-07-30T06:32:15Z")

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“A Tale of Two Titties”

“Splendor In The Ass”

“The Sperminator”

“The Joy Suck Club”

“Position: Impossible”

“2069: A Sex Odyssey”

“Field of Wet Dreams”

Sir Rhosis

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/37 "2005-07-30T06:53:56Z")

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While I enjoyed all those, along with _Intercourse With a Vampire_, the winner (for me) is:

_The Pudsucker Roxie_.

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Lizzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@Thin\_Lizzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Lizzy)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/38 "2005-07-30T09:48:40Z")

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Urine Nation  
Grand Theft Anal  
Look What’s Up My Ass  
Poop Chute Pumpers and Shithole Lickers

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**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/39 "2005-07-30T10:00:18Z")

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> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> _E.T.: The Extra Testicle_

I’ve heard of that one, but I can’t help but wonder if it’s real.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/40 "2005-07-30T12:29:51Z")

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Bang the Bitch Slowly.

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