# Funniest title of an adult film you've seen or heard of. Minor TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 29, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812 "2005-07-29T21:45:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/41 "2005-07-30T15:17:25Z")
> [@MidnightRadio](#): > > I’ve heard of that one, but I can’t help but wonder if it’s real. [E Three](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136100/). Also known as E Three: The Extra Testicle. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/42 "2005-07-30T16:02:10Z")
> [@Exapno Mapcase](#): > > Amorz dot com is a Japanese firm with titles translated into English. Well, not into English but into a series of English words, that may or not coalesce into a title-like object. That reminds me of one I saw: “Urine and Feces Family Robinson.” Well, the title. Didn’t actually see the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Hamish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Hamish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamish)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/43 "2005-07-30T16:14:18Z")
It used to be a toss-up between **Buttman and Throbbin’** , and a pregnancy-porn thing we used to sell at the magazine chain I used to work at: **Ready to Drop One** (and the sequel **Ready to Drop 2** ). Now it might be **Edward Penishands** , after having read this thread. The title of **Big Guns** , a gay porn, will always be funny to me, because I had a very closeted friend, who we’ll call J, who refused to admit he was anything but straight. One time, while hanging out at the house of a friend named Roy (after J said goodbye to his boyfriend), J kept fast-forwarding and rewinding through the Roy’s movie **Big Guns** , stopping at every sex scene. Roy, in the kitchen, kept hearing gasping and moaning. After an hour of this, he went back to the living room, and asked, “J? what are you doing?” And J said, “Looking for the guns in the title.” Anyway, it’s not a film, but can the magazine **Monster Tits** get an honourable mention? That cracked me up every time I saw it. I imagined that big monster who always chased Bugs Bunny, wearing a bikini. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/44 "2005-07-30T16:16:51Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Lord of the G-Strings > > Bat Dude and Throbin Wasn’t it “Buttman and Throbbin”? I knew a guy in college with a copy of that, and a movie named “Anus the Menace”. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/45 "2005-07-30T16:29:33Z")
Years ago up in Canada, the police (the RCMP in red uniforms in my mind’s eye) raided a hotel for prostitution. They also seized a mess of pornographic movies (in beta format I bet). One was the Disney movie _The Black Hole._ I guess they had to return that one. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/46 "2005-07-30T17:45:40Z")
> [@bump](#): > > Wasn’t it “Buttman and Throbbin”? I knew a guy in college with a copy of that, and a movie named “Anus the Menace”. I’ve also heard of “Dickman and Throbbin’”, I’m sure there’s multiple movies making similar spoofs. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/47 "2005-07-30T17:53:40Z")
> [@bump](#): > > Wasn’t it “Buttman and Throbbin”? I knew a guy in college with a copy of that, and a movie named “Anus the Menace”. Both probably exist-I got it from a site about porn spoof titles. “Anus the Menace” was on that list too. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/48 "2005-07-30T17:53:46Z")
My friend, upon Googling her name, found that a very prolific porn star had used her (not very uncommon) name for a stage name for a while, producing among other things the masterpiece **Four Whores and Seven Years Ago** , which still makes me laugh to think about it. I tried to get it for her for Christmas that year but failed. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![zoog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7ea924/32.png) [@zoog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoog)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/49 "2005-07-30T18:03:47Z")
> [@Exapno Mapcase](#): > > [E Three](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136100/). Also known as E Three: The Extra Testicle. Too funny. The best part, at the bottom of the page, they have: > [@IMDb](#): > > \*\*Recommendations > \*\* > If you like this title, we also recommend… > > ``` > Whore of the Worlds (1985) (V) > > ``` ---
**Author:** ![YWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6f9a4e/32.png) [@YWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YWalker)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/50 "2005-07-30T18:19:17Z")
The Bare Wench Project ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/51 "2005-07-30T19:07:11Z")
> [@Thin Lizzy](#): > > Poop Chute Pumpers and Shithole Lickers Also a good description of my co-workers. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/52 "2005-07-30T19:27:39Z")
“White Men Can’t Hump” “Bubblegum”–the title itself isn’t funny, but the promo line was “What goes in pink and hard, and comes out soft and wet?” ---
**Author:** ![JXJohns](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jxjohns/32/469_2.png) [@JXJohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JXJohns)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/53 "2005-07-30T20:31:38Z")
_Lord of the G Strings_ - White Bun Busters\* A take off on Ghostbusters. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/54 "2005-07-30T20:59:49Z")
“There’s Something Inside Mary” and my favorite, from an episode of CSI: “Armagettiton.” “You mean Armageddon?” “No. Armagettiton. It’s an adult movie.” “Ah.” ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/55 "2005-07-30T23:10:33Z")
Malcolm XXX Gilligan’s Bi-Land Two for the BBW crowd: Life in the Fat Lane Fatliners And my all time favorite: Bright Lights, Big Titties ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/56 "2005-07-31T00:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Malcolm XXX Starring Malcolm Sex, pleasing the ladies by any means necessary? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/57 "2005-07-31T01:16:03Z")
One I thought up myself: Callgirls of Cthulhu. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/58 "2005-07-31T02:00:22Z")
I _so_ want to see that made, **Guin**. I’m picturing something like that episode of _Drawn Together_, only with more penetration. My nomination: an imdb link found via b3ta: _[1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits and Gravy Edition](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0391713/)_ Hey, cool! **mangeorge** has a special consultant’s credit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/59 "2005-07-31T03:53:05Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > One I thought up myself: Callgirls of Cthulhu. Is that anything like The Cabinet of Doctor Callgirly? ---
**Author:** ![Ruckinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@Ruckinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruckinge)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/60 "2005-07-31T05:13:15Z")
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