# Funniest title of an adult film you've seen or heard of. Minor TMI. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 29, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812 "2005-07-29T21:45:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Catalyst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Catalyst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catalyst)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/61 "2005-07-31T05:47:15Z")
_I Can’t Believe it’s Nut Butter_ ---
**Author:** ![Ruckinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@Ruckinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruckinge)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/62 "2005-07-31T06:10:58Z")
My last one reminded me of David Cop A Feel. Das Butt Climax of the Will Hard-On ([Head-On](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0347048/)) Heat of Ass (url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074626/]Heart of Glass ---
**Author:** ![Ruckinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@Ruckinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruckinge)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/63 "2005-07-31T06:12:01Z")
Metropoculatus and the other German titles I made up myself, so of course they’re not any good. :o ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/64 "2005-08-06T12:56:38Z")
Forgot one that I made up, and is so obvious that I cant believe I haven’t heard of it in actuality: _Cunt for Red October_. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/65 "2005-08-06T14:31:30Z")
Someone I used to work with told me she and her SO watched one called _Genital Hospital_. I’ve never seen it, nor do I watch _General Hospital_, but every time I see a promo for the soap, I can’t help thinking of it by the porn flick title! ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/66 "2005-08-06T15:00:29Z")
This one was stolen from the video store I worked at as a kid. Fortune Cookie Nookie (I only found it on porn sites…) But in searching for it, I found [Nookie of the Year](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134855/). Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me was a hit at our last porn night. Lord of the G-String is truly truly awful. When A. worked for the cable company, we got free pay-per-view, so we watched it. Blech. ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/67 "2005-08-06T22:06:53Z")
I’ve always liked _Free Your Willy_ and _In and Out of Africa_. ---
**Author:** ![doverpro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@doverpro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doverpro)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/68 "2005-08-06T23:05:30Z")
There’s one _The Onion_ mentions that I’m positive is totally fake but makes me laugh every time I see it: _Butt-Fuck Sluts Go Nuts, Vol. 43_ ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/69 "2005-08-07T03:13:03Z")
I recall a local DJ saying these two. Don’t know if they’re real, but I thought they were funny. **Up and Down in Beverly Hills** and **Yank my Doodle, it’s a Dandy** ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/70 "2005-08-07T03:41:22Z")
**Sextrek!** - On the sex ship intercourse! And I got an email for: Little white chicks and big, black dicks! The upside? You know what you’re getting with the title. ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/71 "2005-08-07T04:17:41Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > **Sextrek!** - On the sex ship intercourse! > > And I got an email for: Little white chicks and big, black dicks! The upside? You know what you’re getting with the title. And how could we forget **Sex Trek: The Next Penetration**? ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/72 "2005-08-08T00:33:17Z")
I’ve got to throw in that classic from the 80s, **Backside to the Future.** ---
**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/73 "2005-08-08T09:09:49Z")
My favorite is **Super Hornio Brothers** with Ron Jeremy. It doesn’t show it on his IMDB listing, though. Browsing his list of films gives some pretty amusing titles such as: \*\*San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon Nymphomercials Gluteus to the Maximus Boobs A Poppin’ Reservoir Bitches Bone Alone\*\* And a movie that I have no idea what it could possibly be about, **Guys Who Suck Their Own Cocks**. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/74 "2005-08-08T14:05:35Z")
Let’s not forget **The Tight Stuff** ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/75 "2005-08-08T15:53:37Z")
> [@CapnPitt](#): > > And how could we forget **Sex Trek: The Next Penetration**? We didn’t, post 18. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/76 "2005-08-08T17:22:26Z")
How about _Super Hornio Bros._, starring [Ron Jeremy?](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TentacleMonster/mario_flip_off.jpg) (worksafe) I’ve got to find me a copy of that. Mainly to see if they did Peach justice. ---
**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/77 "2005-08-08T21:28:58Z")
[Beat ya to it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6450669&postcount=73) **Tentacle Monster**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812/78 "2005-08-08T21:35:18Z")
You didn’t give a picture. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-title-of-an-adult-film-youve-seen-or-heard-of-minor-tmi/314812.md?page=3)