# Funniest Twain **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 26, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-twain/659363 "2013-05-26T01:20:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-twain/659363/21 "2013-05-28T15:52:11Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I think the title is “The Awful German Language” > > When commenting on the use of gender in the German language I loved the comment “A young lady has no sex, but a cabbage does.” “Where is the beautiful and accomplished she-Englishwoman?” “It has gone to the opera”. Awful German Language and Fenimore Cooper’s Literary Offenses get my votes. There’s some great stuff in Innocents Abroad…I recall something about riding on under-sized donkeys; when they wanted to get off they merely put their feet down and let the donkey walk out from under them. For some reason that image has stuck with me. And which cities have the most beggars – if you want to buy beggars in wholesale lots, go to Istanbul. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-twain/659363/22 "2013-05-28T15:53:49Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Lionel. Shania. What a hoot. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-twain/659363/23 "2013-05-28T16:54:02Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Shania. What a hoot. Why the extra ‘o’ ? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-twain/659363.md?page=1)