# funniest www site name you've come across
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 14, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065 "2000-04-14T22:45:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/1 "2000-04-14T22:45:00Z")
(Inspired by inertia’s “I need a domain name” thread)
We’re talking real sites that you’ve confirmed have something there, if only that someone is preserving the name and trying to sell it.
One day while mindlessly giving some a try I came across
[www.wereallgoingtodie.com](http://www.wereallgoingtodie.com)
Nothing there yet, but somebody has it saved.
Anybody top that?
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“We are here for this – to make mistakes and to correct ourselves, to withstand the blows and to hand them out.” Primo Levi
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/2 "2000-04-14T22:51:00Z")
I dunno 'bout this being the funniest site I’ve come across, but it’s in the top ten.
[http://lordco.virtualave.net/](http://lordco.virtualave.net/)
The religious parody products are quite humorous.
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/3 "2000-04-14T22:54:00Z")
I was thinking more of site **name** as opposed to **content** , Unc.
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### Author:  [@Karen\_Too](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Too)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/4 "2000-04-15T00:32:00Z")
## Well, I think Digitalis Land is funny: [www.digitalisland.com](http://www.digitalisland.com)
-k-
Karen Lingel, Physicist
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### Author:  [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/5 "2000-04-15T00:37:00Z")
how long do you think people will miss the point of this thread?
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_what is essential is invisible to the eye -the fox_
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### Author:  [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/6 "2000-04-15T01:43:00Z")
While I hate the chick, I knew a chick through a mailing list whose personal site is “[www.suck-my-big.org](http://www.suck-my-big.org)” I was always jealous of that domain.
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/7 "2000-04-15T02:03:00Z")
oh!! oh!! I’ve got one!! [http://www.adsl.com](http://www.adsl.com) thats what your lookin’ for right??
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### Author:  [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/8 "2000-04-15T05:24:00Z")
These aren’t WWW sites, but still, the domains combine with the username to make the funniest email addresses. And some of the domains are funny in themselves.
My brother sent this to me, I have no idea where he got it:
# TOP TEN Actual E-mail Addresses
1. Helen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht @ dku.edu
2. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) - dickinme @ iup.edu
3. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) kissinfk @ lvu.edu
4. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - aspicker @ pu.edu
5. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) ibballin @ bsu.edu
6. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada) - btkisser @ [bendover.com](http://bendover.com)
7. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys “R” Us) - ihadcock @ [tru.com](http://tru.com)
8. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - cumminme @ fu.edu
9. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) - blowmegd @ [dropdrawers.com](http://dropdrawers.com)
…but at No 1, it had to be…
1. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) beeranbj @ [myplace.com](http://myplace.com)
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### Author:  [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/9 "2000-04-17T20:56:00Z")
I’ve got one to top it…
Check out what [http://www.uspresident.com](http://www.uspresident.com) is.
Obviously named for the current president…wonder if they’ll change anything after his term ends.
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Chaim Mattis Keller
[ckeller@kozmo.com](mailto:ckeller@kozmo.com)
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
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### Author:  [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/10 "2000-04-17T21:01:00Z")
Lousy site, but I laughed when I read [www.thegoodnamesweretaken.com](http://www.thegoodnamesweretaken.com)
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### Author:  [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/11 "2000-04-17T21:06:00Z")
I kinda like [www.myleftasscheek.com](http://www.myleftasscheek.com) (“news that slips through the cracks”). It pulls headlines from various sources and if you reload the page, will pull a different set of headlines. And the name sticks with you.
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### Author:  [@Elthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elthia)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/12 "2000-04-17T22:32:00Z")
[www.monkeybagel.com](http://www.monkeybagel.com)
The name is amusing, the site is funnier (ok, more so if yer a geek, most so if yer a sysadmin).
Or [www.flake.com](http://www.flake.com) (we’re crazy about cereal) - I never saw the site, just the name.
[www.wackyman.com](http://www.wackyman.com)
there is no site, it seems, but it’s registered.
-Elthia
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### Author:  [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/13 "2000-04-17T23:25:00Z")
I win!
[www.mofo.com](http://www.mofo.com)
Morris & Foster Esq, Sf’s largest legal law firm.
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### Author:  [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/14 "2000-04-17T23:25:00Z")
[www.tasteslikechicken.com](http://www.tasteslikechicken.com)
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### Author:  [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/15 "2000-04-18T00:52:00Z")
[www.sendmeadollar.com](http://www.sendmeadollar.com)
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### Author:  [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/16 "2000-04-18T01:16:00Z")
[http://www.totalobscurity.com](http://www.totalobscurity.com)
“The site you find by accident”
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/17 "2000-04-18T01:58:00Z")
[www.gotahoe.com](http://www.gotahoe.com)[www.webpagesthatsuck.com](http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com)
and yes, [www.mofo.com](http://www.mofo.com) is a notorious one…
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### Author:  [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funniest-www-site-name-youve-come-across/16065/18 "2000-04-18T03:55:00Z")
[www.whenhotdogsattack.com](http://www.whenhotdogsattack.com)
Yes, that’s right, _When Hot-Dogs Attack_.
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[Cessandra](http://envy.nu/cessandra/profile/)
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!