# Funny as hell:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-as-hell/274544>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 13, 2004, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-as-hell/274544 "2004-11-13T05:56:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-as-hell/274544/21 "2004-11-14T01:40:50Z")

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> [@Incubus](#):
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> I miss the Grapist ☹
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> Too bad he wasn’t around, he could hook up with BlackAcre. They’d get along great. They’d go out on a date, and he would repeat everything she said (in purple) followed by “You’ve been graped by the grapist!” and then she would start screaming at each other, suddenly their eyes would meet, and they’d start to make out.

BlackAcre’s a woman, or at least a gay bottom? Funny, I hadn’t thought about it.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-as-hell/274544/22 "2004-11-14T10:06:48Z")

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What a dumbass.

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> Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? … They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello?

I don’t know whether James Madison and George Washington qualify as “Founding Fathers”, but they were from Virginia. Oh, and another guy, Thomas something…

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**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-as-hell/274544/23 "2004-11-14T10:30:41Z")

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Well there’s $14,95 (or whatever it costs) out the window for Blackacre. What did her in? Surely it wasn’t her replies in this thread.

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**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-as-hell/274544/24 "2004-11-15T08:13:27Z")

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They can take the midwest with 'em, too.

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