# Funny AutoIncorrections... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581 "2015-12-16T00:24:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581/21 "2015-12-19T04:50:08Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > I work for an insurance company and about two weeks ago went thru a browser update at work that means we now have Spell Check automatically enabled on the computer system used to access member information. I ended up repeatedly leaving notes on member’s accounts like “member was advised of how to _disembroil_” or “member cannot _disembroil_ without a valid election period” before I caught & added “disenroll” to the dictionary. :smack: “Disembroil”? I would have thought it would jump right to “disembowel”. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581/22 "2015-12-19T04:53:15Z")
I was texting with a fellow Doper a couple of months ago and told him that I was making BBW ribs (changed from BBQ). Hilarity ensued. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2015, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581/23 "2015-12-19T05:03:13Z")
Also, I was texting with another friend about my weight loss, and I said that my boobs had deflated, and it said that my blobs had deflated. But strangely enough, blobs actually described them, so it worked! ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581/24 "2015-12-20T02:11:45Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Just yesterday, I sent my wife an email that said, “The only other thing I can suggest is trying to terrorism it.” > > Neither of us knows quite how “reprogram” got turned into “terrorism,” but I now feel certain that a lot of the world’s problems are the result of a simple autocorrect misunderstanding. A lot of _your_ problems will just be beginning when the nice guy with sunglasses comes to you door to have a little chat with you about that. ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581/25 "2015-12-20T02:57:40Z")
I texted my wife to say I was at the grocery store and that they didn’t have the brand of washing detergent we normally use to ask what I should buy instead and it autocorrected that to “You’re a hateful bitch and you’re ruining my life”. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581/26 "2015-12-22T00:08:53Z")
Just got another one from wifey… > [@](#): > > I think you should email your human red purses again > [@](#): > > Red courses > [@](#): > > Resources. Jeez, I hate this ducking ring! > [@](#): > > Gaaaaaaaaaah! > [@](#): > > I need a new bone ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581/27 "2015-12-22T04:15:39Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Jeez, I hate this ducking ring! Yes! I am always looking for creative euphemisms to use at work. “Holy flurking Schmidt” was getting old. ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581/28 "2015-12-22T04:58:58Z")
Classics nerds from the mid-Atlantic region will like this one: a few years ago, I was typing something about the Terps, and it auto-completed to “Terpsichore”. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581/29 "2015-12-22T21:23:32Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > I saw one once that said, “Would you like chicken vaginas for dinner?” > > “No. Also, ew!” > > “…Fajitas! Chicken _fajitas!_ WTF, AutoCorrect!” One would expect a smart phone to know that chickens have cloacae. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-autoincorrections/740581.md?page=1)