# Funny dirty-minded Cake Wrecks post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547 "2010-07-13T16:26:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/1 "2010-07-13T16:26:13Z")
I just had to share this, since I was giggling my fool head off at it last night. [Men of Marvel](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/07/men-of-marvel.html) Just what was the decorator trying to convey with that odd line on the Hulk’s shorts anyway? And best user comment, regarding the first cake: “Is he strong, listen chum . . .” It took a minute or two to sink in, then I laughed till I cried! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/2 "2010-07-13T16:32:09Z")
The name on the last cake is Ryder. Perfect. ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/3 "2010-07-13T17:04:58Z")
**HULK TRY RELIEVE TENSION** Cakewrecks is one of my very favorite places on the web. There’s so much wrong with the Hulk picture that I didn’t even notice what it actually says on the cake until I read the comments. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/4 "2010-07-13T17:05:43Z")
> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#): > > And best user comment, regarding the first cake: “Is he strong, listen chum . . .” It took a minute or two to sink in, then I laughed till I cried! _snerk_ That, more than anything, has inspired me to live a crime-free life. I really don’t want to get covered in Spidy’s web. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/5 "2010-07-13T17:09:21Z")
“Peter Parker! you may be my nephew, but you’re not fooling me. I mean, you say you’re just excercising up here but when I walk in, you’re sweaty and the whole room is covered in sticky white globs. And don’t even try with that ‘it shot out of my wrist’ line. Oh i’m sure your wrist was involved all right” ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/6 "2010-07-13T18:30:59Z")
Oh thanks a lot **UCinnamon**! I just spent a half hour working myself up into a giggling frenzy at Cake Wrecks. Conguditulations. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/7 "2010-07-13T18:35:01Z")
My favorite one from months ago (which I didn’t save) was the cake where, after the customer emails the baker a hyperlink to _a picture_ she wants created on the cake, the baker writes the hyperlink address on the cake instead. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/8 "2010-07-13T18:41:32Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Oh thanks a lot **UCinnamon**! I just spent a half hour working myself up into a giggling frenzy at Cake Wrecks. > > Conguditulations. Your “Welcomes.” And also Happy Falker Satherhood! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/9 "2010-07-13T18:54:33Z")
> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#): > > Just what was the decorator trying to convey with that odd line on the Hulk’s shorts anyway? Could have been the m. gracilis (shown [here](http://www.compfitness.com/images/muscle_anatomy_upper_leg.gif)), which is often over-developed in superhero anatomy. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/10 "2010-07-13T19:11:30Z")
> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#): > > And best user comment, regarding the first cake: “Is he strong, listen chum . . .” It took a minute or two to sink in, then I laughed till I cried! I hate to admit this, but I was actually about to chime in with a comment to the effect that the correct lyric was “…listen, bud”. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/11 "2010-07-13T19:27:26Z")
Oh God, I got to [this](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-made-me-laugh-til-i-cried.html) and had to stop - I couldn’t breath or stop crying from laughter. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/12 "2010-07-13T19:48:39Z")
So who else thought at first that the problem with the last cake was mixing Marvel & DC characters? ---
**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/13 "2010-07-13T20:01:11Z")
Whatever you do don’t click on the space shuttle cake. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/14 "2010-07-13T20:16:56Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > Oh God, I got to [this](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-made-me-laugh-til-i-cried.html) and had to stop - I couldn’t breath or stop crying from laughter. Good thing you didn’t get to the baby cakes then. ---
**Author:** ![legalsnugs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@legalsnugs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legalsnugs)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/15 "2010-07-13T20:47:36Z")
[This](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/08/gosh-kermit-i-think-id-get-that-looked.html)was the one that sold me on Cakewrecks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/16 "2010-07-13T20:53:57Z")
[This](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/07/creepiness-continues.html) is the one that would crack me up if it didn’t creep me out so much. Don’t you just want to eat him up? I mean, slice him up first, then eat him up? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/17 "2010-07-13T21:30:22Z")
[Check out the carrot baby necklace!](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/p/stuff.html) I want one of these! [Or a carrot baby t-shirt!](http://www.zazzle.com/wreck_on_tee_guys_tshirt-235489237600302513) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/18 "2010-07-13T21:39:32Z")
[This patriotic cake is killing me.](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SvpikFWKp9I/AAAAAAAAFe8/ce207EHbAhs/s1600-h/Holly+F+.+ow+.+dog+fourth+of+july.jpg) Nothing says “USA” to me like a mound of blue icing in the shape of a dead-eyed dog with a flag stuck in its head! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/19 "2010-07-13T22:25:23Z")
Am I the only one who thought Essenem Man looked more like those old racist depictions from back in the early 1900s? Or else someone wearing blackface? [Uncle Sam](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/07/sams-club.html) [Check out the second one](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/07/whats-our-name-and-what-are-we.html) ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547/20 "2010-07-14T11:24:26Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > [This](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/07/creepiness-continues.html) is the one that would crack me up if it didn’t creep me out so much. > > Don’t you just want to eat him up? I mean, slice him up first, then eat him up? Like [this](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/05/baby-cake-gets-cut-down-to-size.html)one - which actually hides the sliced-up picture in a link, because it is so horrifying (and yet hilarious!). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-dirty-minded-cake-wrecks-post/546547.md?page=2)