# Funny Fake Posts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 1999, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045 "1999-12-08T23:25:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 1999, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/61 "1999-12-11T06:41:00Z")
Man, I love it when young people jump right into this board and post provocative ideas like word-play conundrums from George Carlin or Steven Wright; or when they cast a new light on 50 year old riddles; or when they’re showing off their vocabulary, however severely limited it may be; or when they try to ‘get a rise’ out of people here just ‘to shake things up a bit’. Keep up the work all you lovable ‘trollites!’ Peace. ---
**Author:** ![Konrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@Konrad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Konrad)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/62 "1999-12-12T00:04:00Z")
kellibelli: Joshua1040 ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/63 "1999-12-12T00:52:00Z")
piano * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/64 "1999-12-12T01:44:00Z")
\SKEEZIX!\ – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f19dbf/32.png) [@White\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/65 "1999-12-12T05:09:00Z")
Read this out loud to yourself: I yam sofa king stew pied sorry, but you said something i’d never say for real. and they’re accumulating now * * * **White Wolf** “Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.” ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/66 "1999-12-12T23:36:00Z")
What would Ed Wood do? What would Ed Wood do if Ed Wood would do what I would do? Stock footage! ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/67 "1999-12-12T23:54:00Z")
I don’t get it. I write **all** my posts like your OP states. I can’t think of anything special for this one. I guess I worked too much on the ONION stories. your pal, sunbear ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/68 "1999-12-13T01:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > SKEEZIX! Bless you! Shadowfox I’m sorry, that’s the best I could do ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/69 "1999-12-15T00:39:00Z")
_ **HOWARD STERN RULES!!!** _ You said put something I’d never say in real life. * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N_oR_jVIaL)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/70 "1999-12-15T01:12:00Z")
The SecRet of LiFe (will appear, if you have a clear conscience) ``` Y Oua Ren Otwo Rth Y ``` ---
**Author:** ![N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N_oR_jVIaL)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/71 "1999-12-15T01:24:00Z")
If you become confused, you should IMMEDIATELY, or your brain will explode ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/72 "1999-12-15T02:31:00Z")
If anyone has ten million bucks going spare, could you mail it to me? It’s less that ten mill, keep it. I don’t do small change. * * * I once lost my corkscrew and had to live on food and water for several days (W.C. Fields) ---
**Author:** ![BrainWeasel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@BrainWeasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainWeasel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/73 "1999-12-15T17:53:00Z")
Topic: Cybersex Chain Letter ## Every time you look in this thread, post a strange message, take off one piece of clothing, describe it in your signiture, and send links to this thread to three other members of the SDMB. After two days, the entire population of the message board will be trapped in front of their computers completely naked. -BrainWeasel Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage [http://brainweasel.home.att.net](http://brainweasel.home.att.net) ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/74 "1999-12-16T06:14:00Z")
If they’re not already. * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![BrainWeasel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@BrainWeasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainWeasel)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/75 "1999-12-16T06:15:00Z")
Topic: I need Tech Support These computer professionals came over to my house and told me that my computer was vulnerable to the Y2K bug. But I took the cover off my computer, and all I saw was a bunch of wires. What’s the deal? Where do the bugs live? ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/76 "1999-12-16T06:23:00Z")
White Wolf: Their snow play sly comb. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/77 "1999-12-15T19:49:00Z")
You don’t want flowers sent to you at work? So I guess a blow job would be out of the question? ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 1999, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/78 "1999-12-15T21:50:00Z")
I’d participate in the Cybersex Chain Letter, except I do my posting at the Public Library and I don’t think I’d get very far. On the other hand, this _is_ Los Angeles. Anyone who saw _Independence Day_ knows exactly where I am right now: Across the street from the tall building that was Ground Zero when the aliens fired their blue Death Rays on the Earth’s cities. And I saw that movie in a theater two blocks away from that same tower. Unintentionally funny: “I guess we’re all dead now, huh?” (Of course, most of that movie was unintentionally funny.) This was a real post. You may now resume your fake ones. * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/79 "1999-12-16T00:25:00Z")
Topic: Why do birds suddenly appear Everytime you are near? ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045/80 "1999-12-16T03:36:00Z")
Just like me, They long to be, Close to yoooou! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-fake-posts/12045.md?page=5)