# Funny Name Alert **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 1999, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-name-alert/10691 "1999-10-17T20:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![gary\_horaczek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@gary\_horaczek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gary_horaczek)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-name-alert/10691/61 "1999-11-07T19:36:00Z")
There is a Dr. Loveless here and he performs vasectomies. Edward G. Robinson is in the oil furnace business and at one time you could get your tv fixed by Charlie McCarthy… “Inspector Clay’s Dead,Murdered. And Somebody’s Responible!”-Plan 9 From Outer Space ---
**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-name-alert/10691/62 "1999-11-07T22:34:00Z")
I can vouch for Candy Baggs, Crystal Ball, Cookie Fudge, and Margaret Moyston-Cumming. The latter used to work in the field of reproductive health, IIRC. [http://direct.srv.gc.ca/cgi-bin/direct500/v2.3/wgweng/SO%3dgc%2c%20C%3dca?V=moyston&ST=Name+or+Telephone+Number](http://direct.srv.gc.ca/cgi-bin/direct500/v2.3/wgweng/SO%3dgc%2c%20C%3dca?V=moyston&ST=Name+or+Telephone+Number) ---
**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 1999, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-name-alert/10691/63 "1999-11-07T22:40:00Z")
PUBLICATION: The Toronto Sun DATE: 99.10.21 SECTION: News PAGE: 5 BYLINE: MICHELE MANDEL HE DOESN’T WANT US TO KNOW DICK The long and the short of it, is that there’s nowhere to hide for a poor guy with a \ complaint. A man who claims he was short-changed when he underwent \-lengthening surgery had asked the court to allow him to sue Dr. Robert \ under a pseudonym. A Superior Court judge, though, has nipped that attempt in the bud and denied his request for anonymity. And so we would be entirely within our legal rights to tell you the plaintiff’s name. We could. Ah, but should we? “He’s just a little guy; he’s nobody important,” insists his lawyer David Corbett… Now Dick is a middle-aged salesman from York Region who learned about \’ new “\-enlargement procedure” from stories on TV and in the newspapers. In October 1995, he went to have his organ lengthened at the plastic surgeon’s Toronto clinic. \ PUBLICATION: The Toronto Sun DATE: 99.10.04 SECTION: Entertainment PAGE: 37 SOURCE: TORONTO SUN BYLINE: DEREK TSE ILLUSTRATION: photo MYTHICAL … David Suzuki begins a new season with a look at penises – but not his. David Suzuki wants you to know he has a big one. A big show to air, that is… It seems that Suzuki has also discovered that double entendres are unavoidable when researching a show about penises. “The doctor who does (penis enlargements) here in Canada is named Dr. Stubbs,” he reveals. “And he learned the technique from a Chinese doctor named Dr. Long. Can you believe it?” ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-name-alert/10691/64 "1999-11-08T03:41:00Z")
My girlfriend says that she used to know a guy: First name: Ho Last name: Ho Middle name: Bung * * * God is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -God Neitzsche is God. -Dead ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-name-alert/10691/65 "1999-11-08T04:01:00Z")
Just thought of another one: a girl I used to date was named Mary Annette. Parents can be so cruel… ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-name-alert/10691/66 "1999-11-08T15:27:00Z")
I had a dentist in Bedford TX named Dr. Tuggey. She was the best. I also worked with three people whose last names were Peters, Cox, and Bliss. They used to go on business together. We always thought it was funny that wherever you had Cox & Peters, you were bound to have Bliss! Enright3 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-name-alert/10691.md?page=3)