# Funny Names For Porn Stars **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616 "2002-09-01T22:05:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/1 "2002-09-01T22:05:06Z")
How about **Clit** Eastwood or **Vulvita** for starters? 😃 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/2 "2002-09-02T10:10:56Z")
I saw a Native American on C-SPAN once named Spike Bighorn. Seems like a perfect porn star name to me. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/3 "2002-09-02T12:09:46Z")
Miss Kitty Litter. ---
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/4 "2002-09-02T21:22:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > \*\*Miss Kitty Litter. \*\* I actually know a Miss Kitty Litter. She hosts the drag brunch at the Intermezzo Cafe in Providence, RI. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/5 "2002-09-02T21:34:57Z")
I’ve always thought Don Johnson would be an interesting porn name. Sounds like the head of a Mafia porn ring. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/6 "2002-09-02T21:58:13Z")
I had… errr, _taught_ a student one time, a girl, named BJ Cummings. I was very careful to keep a straight face. ---
**Author:** ![im2evil4u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/7 "2002-09-02T23:15:37Z")
Mr. Im2evil4u had a student named Nikki Busto. She was, so to speak, VERY well endowed. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/8 "2002-09-02T23:34:06Z")
Tine E. Wood ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/9 "2002-09-03T02:21:56Z")
A guy I worked with thought up this one: Sid Duce. ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/10 "2002-09-03T03:35:46Z")
Rod Long Dick Long Peter Long Harry Johnson Harry Peters Tiny Johnson Dick Gozinye Buck Naked (actually, I stole this from Seinfeld) ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/11 "2002-09-03T06:38:40Z")
Eric von Pumpaloaf StickE Buns Harry Hines Velveeta Cheese Corntny Cocks Magic Johnson ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/12 "2002-09-03T18:46:29Z")
Harry Balzac ---
**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/13 "2002-09-03T19:13:44Z")
Miles Long. Isn’t BJ Cummings a lifeguard on Son of the Beach? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/14 "2002-09-03T23:09:56Z")
> [@](#): > > A guy I worked with thought up this one: > > Sid Duce. There actually was a female porn star by a similar name (Sid Deuce). I, uh, forget how I know that. In Paul Schrader’s 1979 film _Hardcore_, a minor character is named “Big Dick Blaque”. Even though I barely remember the film, for some reason that name cracks me up every time I think about it. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/15 "2002-09-03T23:29:13Z")
I saw this on an e-mail doing the rounds a while back: To get your pornstar name take: 1. Your first pet’s name 2. Your mother’s maiden name and put them together. For some reason the result often sounds like a pornstar name… My pornstar name is Gripper O’Rourke… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2002, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/16 "2002-09-04T03:36:22Z")
“Does anyone else find it funny when I say the name Biggus Dickus?” ---
**Author:** ![Sputnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Sputnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sputnik)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/17 "2002-09-04T03:51:18Z")
Should NPR newscaster Bob Edwards forsake journalism for a less honorable profession, he could just shift the second “b” in his name one space to the right ==\> Bo Bedwards ---
**Author:** ![7string](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@7string](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7string)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2002, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/18 "2002-09-04T16:25:05Z")
THIS IS NO JOKE!!! THIS IS THE REAL THING!!! That disclaimer being out of the way, I actually work with a girl named Sparkle Titsworth. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/19 "2002-09-04T16:39:02Z")
Sure, but _where_ do you work? ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/20 "2002-09-04T17:57:45Z")
Willy Fisterbottom Ben Dover I have actually heard of a woman named Fonda Cox, which would be an _excellent_ porn name. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616.md?page=2)