# Funny Names For Porn Stars **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616 "2002-09-01T22:05:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/21 "2002-09-05T06:12:04Z")
We’re talking old-school porn, here. Nowdays, it’s names like Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, Nikki Nova, almost normal sounding names. No fun. I find a better formula is First Name = childhood pet, Last Name = Street you grew up on (unless it’s a number.) I’d be Ginger Kingsley, which sounds more like a modern porn name ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/22 "2002-09-05T06:24:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Babar714 \* > **I find a better formula is First Name = childhood pet, Last Name = Street you grew up on (unless it’s a number.)** Using your formula I’d be Butch Daisy. Aww yeah… ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/23 "2002-09-06T04:38:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Babar714 \* > **I find a better formula is First Name = childhood pet, Last Name = Street you grew up on (unless it’s a number.)** Myrtle Bel Aire? Hummmm. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/24 "2002-09-06T05:35:32Z")
Frisky New England? My wife always jokes about her (fictional) days as a stripper, when she went by either Peaches LaTour or Cupcakes Cassidy. I’m sure she got the names from somewhere, but I’m not sure where. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/25 "2002-09-06T12:48:44Z")
Harry Timbercrank ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/26 "2002-09-06T14:48:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jk1245 \* > \*\*I have actually heard of a woman named Fonda Cox, which would be an _excellent_ porn name. \*\* Growing up, one of my best friends was Matt Cox. Everytime someone would mention his mom’s name, my Dad would crack up. I never could figure it out. Then I got a little older. Her name was Dreama. No lie. Dreama Cox. You can’t blame her parents, how were they supposed to know who she was gonna marry, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/27 "2002-09-06T14:50:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jk1245 \* > **Ben Dover** There is a British hardcore porn film-maker by this name. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/28 "2002-09-06T17:01:13Z")
Crystal Glaze ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/29 "2002-09-06T17:29:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hugh Jass \* > \*\*Harry Balzac \*\* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Haywood Jablowmee Dick N. Cider ---
**Author:** ![Molly\_Coddle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Molly\_Coddle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molly_Coddle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/30 "2002-09-06T20:02:17Z")
a good pornstar name could be ;the combination of the person’s middle name and the street they live on { this doesn’t include numbered streets} For example\> Fatima Canterbury Michael Highpoint Marie Harmony Antonia Terry Precilla Manhatten ok…ok… maybe they are more like soap opera names than pronstars… my bad. ---
**Author:** ![Alto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Alto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alto)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/31 "2002-09-06T20:43:12Z")
It would have to be a very specialized kind of porn, but… My father once spoke at a school where the star basketball player was named Bernard Uran. He swears he heard an announcer say, “Bernie Uran is dribbling down the court.” ---
**Author:** ![Opengrave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/919ad9/32.png) [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/32 "2002-09-06T21:07:57Z")
Phuc Minn > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by japatlgt \* > **Harry Hines** Dallas Dopers will love this one! ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/33 "2002-09-06T23:43:08Z")
Using the pet/street formula, I’d be: Chubby Grand Prix Not one of your sexier monikers. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/34 "2002-09-06T23:50:35Z")
Heywood Jablomey (say it out loud) ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/35 "2002-09-07T02:34:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hugh Jass \* > [B > Peter Long > \*\* That’s my uncle’s name, man. He was a Marine in Nam, and for five years had “Long,Peter” on his orders, records, and footlocker. Another uncle had the traditional middle name of Hardin. Wilbur Hardin Long. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/36 "2002-09-07T03:40:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pugluvr \* > \*\*Using the pet/street formula, I’d be: > > Chubby Grand Prix > > Not one of your sexier monikers. \*\* Once again, I feel compelled to mention that the pet/street formula makes me Scabby Grubb. Again, “sexy” is not the word. ---
**Author:** ![NixieLoveheart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b2d939/32.png) [@NixieLoveheart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NixieLoveheart)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/37 "2022-03-05T22:58:57Z")
Ok. I guess Im the 1st to think of this. Sophia Kinwet. Its dumb but funny!😆😅 ---
**Author:** ![ASGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@ASGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/38 "2022-03-06T01:26:48Z")
[minor hijack] My favorite “adult film” title is/was “Sex Trek 2: The Wrath of Bob.” [\minor hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Honolulu\_Lulu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/87869e/32.png) [@Honolulu\_Lulu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honolulu_Lulu)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/39 "2022-03-06T01:33:42Z")
Penis Van Lesbian When he decided to leave pornography and go legit, he change his name to Dick Van Dyke ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/40 "2022-03-06T01:58:44Z")
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