# Funny Names For Porn Stars **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616 "2002-09-01T22:05:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/41 "2022-03-06T03:11:35Z")
Never mind. Zombie. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/42 "2022-03-06T18:49:37Z")
Mr VOW was on a kick watching terrible slasher movies. You know the ones, targeted to young adults, and there is always a vacation cabin at the lake, or mansion with a “sparkling pool,” with Mummy and Stepdad away for the fortnight. The sweet young things change into swimwear with just enough strips of fabric to squish mammaries and buttocks into jiggly mounds. I started naming the girls. I had a whole list of names, but in my headache addled morning, I can only remember two: Tits Galore and Bodacious Tatas. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/43 "2022-03-06T19:14:00Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > I started naming the girls. I had a whole list of names, but in my headache addled morning, I can only remember two: Tits Galore and Bodacious Tatas. I recall a Simpson’s episode where Homer offered up the name “Hooty McBoob”. I can’t say I recall the context, but the name has stuck with me. ---
**Author:** ![Limmin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f04885/32.png) [@Limmin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limmin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/44 "2022-03-07T13:20:32Z")
Wow, thread just started up again after a 20 year gap that nobody (except @Hypno-Toad ) seems to care about? I love it when this happens. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/45 "2022-03-07T13:32:04Z")
in the la/oc area there was a rather long-running infamous radio contest that was "pornstar or my little pony " that a certain DJ did twice a day … hed read off a name and you picked which one it supposedly went 11 days without a winner ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/46 "2022-03-07T13:44:56Z")
Which is kind of funny considering I don’t mind long gaps in my threads. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/47 "2022-03-07T14:19:05Z")
Hah! And in a bit of even weirder coincidence, that’s the street where the majority of the hookers hang out in Dallas as well, or so they say in the newspaper and on TV. ---
**Author:** ![mmmiiikkkeee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@mmmiiikkkeee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmmiiikkkeee)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/48 "2022-03-07T20:19:28Z")
Kate Micucci was on Conan years ago and talked about silly jokes she heard about her name and what she should call her kids. One of them would be a funny porn name: Sharon Micucci Keep in mind her last name is pronounced “mi-coochy” ---
**Author:** ![yev\_zeppelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ba8739/32.png) [@yev\_zeppelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yev_zeppelin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/49 "2022-03-07T23:53:34Z")
She also had a long-running live show in LA called Playin’ with Micucci. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/50 "2022-03-07T23:59:01Z")
A long time ago in San Diego I heard a morning radio DJ refer to K-Y Jelly as “Vulvaline.” Giggling ensued. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/51 "2022-03-08T06:59:44Z")
There was a low-budget pron star a few years back who went by the name Cheri Swellz. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/52 "2022-03-08T08:16:16Z")
Seka. Dating myself (she started in 1977 when I was 15) but she was from my hometown of Radford, VA. ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/53 "2022-03-08T19:21:04Z")
My favorite (real) porn star name was Honeysuckle Divine. I think it was Larry Flint who made her a star and his description of meeting her for the first time went something like this: “She swept into the room wearing a big, flowing skirt. I asked if she had a specialty act and she leaped into a handstand allowing the skirt to drop around her chest. She fired 6 ping pong balls in quick succession from her vagina. I hired her on the spot.” ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/54 "2022-03-09T00:10:32Z")
I once saw a thing online on how to get a pornstar name. For a first name you used the name of your first pet, and for the surname it was the first street you lived on. I would have been Baby Broadmoor. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/55 "2022-03-09T00:16:04Z")
lol, i would have been sissy superior … ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/56 "2022-03-09T00:48:21Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > For a first name you used the name of your first pet, and for the surname it was the first street you lived on. Pete Cricket. That could work. Earlier today, I heard an interview on the radio with a guy named Johnny Tickles. That could also work. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/57 "2022-03-09T01:01:07Z")
Aren’t porn names often approximations of mainstream actress’ names? Bendydick Cummonerback returns no Google hits. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/58 "2022-03-09T01:18:13Z")
A few actual names of non-porn stars: [Auto racer Dick Trickle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle) [Baseball player Dick Pole](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pole) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/59 "2022-03-09T17:16:57Z")
By that system, I get Bubbles Stratton. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/60 "2022-03-09T19:16:19Z")
xkcd did this: > **[Rogers St.](https://xkcd.com/884/)** > > 'We can also use middle names in place of first pet's names, but yours is something incomprehensible about dropping tables.' [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616.md?page=4)