# Funny Names For Porn Stars

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 1, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616 "2002-09-01T22:05:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/61 "2022-03-09T19:35:27Z")

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Since I grew up in Utah my name would be something like Christy 500 North.  
Christy is the correct first name. I would need to look up what my first street was.

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**Author:** ![Galactus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galactus/32/3581_2.png) [@Galactus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galactus)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/62 "2022-03-09T22:07:07Z")

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I guess it’s Wiskers Walleye for me.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/63 "2022-03-10T14:00:08Z")

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And I would be Rebel Van Horn

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/64 "2022-03-10T16:52:11Z")

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That one actually sounds pretty cool.

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**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/65 "2022-03-15T02:41:46Z")

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Monty Mt Pleasant.

I think I win.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/66 "2022-03-15T05:57:40Z")

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If that first name would have been Mounty it would have been even better.

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**Author:** ![Erictobias7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ad7895/32.png) [@Erictobias7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erictobias7)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-names-for-porn-stars/126616/67 "2023-12-15T19:46:46Z")

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Girth brooks  
Tom yanks  
Brad Fitt  
Colin Nail  
Blow J Simpson  
Steve O Face  
Tom scruise  
Johnny Cockring  
Peter Pants  
Dan Lather  
Engelbert Cucumberdick  
Pat Fitzgerald  
OBGYn Kenobi  
Hugh Janus  
Willy Smalls  
Ralph Munchio  
Dolly Parts em  
Jenny Tell Ya  
Lady choke a lot  
Haha clinton-Dicks  
Dick Butkiss  
Harry Kissinger  
Adam Fondler  
Harry winkler  
Rip Torn  
Pist Pistofferson  
Kenny Rodgering

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