# Funny porno film titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 1, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385 "2009-06-01T18:05:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/1 "2009-06-01T18:05:44Z")
I can’t remember if we’ve done this before, but it’s fun so… Producers of porn sometimes like to give there films titles and themes that play on the popularity of mainstream films, television shows and even books. Here’s a list of funny porn titles that follow this mold. They all came from my brain. Some may be real porn films. Some are titles of mainstream films that seem funny in this context. All are juvenile but hopefully amusing. Jurassic Pork Lust Horizons The Joy Suck Club My Bare Lady Howard’s End Edward Penishands On Golden Blond Hannah Does Her Sisters Romancing the Bone Cumming Home Sperms of Endearment E.T., the Extra Testicle When Harry Wet Sally For Your Thighs Only Forrest Hump Rosemary’s Beaver Cinderella Man No Cunt for Old Men Insemination Day Diving Miss Daisy The Big Drill ---
**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/2 "2009-06-01T18:10:36Z")
One of the morning shows in Denver use to play this game where you’d guess if it was a real movie or not, some that I remember are even on that list. Another one that I believe was a real one… How Stella Got A Groove In Her Back. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/3 "2009-06-01T18:17:28Z")
How Stella Got Her Tubes Packed is a real one, I think. I also cracked up over “Bitanic.” I cracked the joke when we saw the cover that Celine Dion would be singing “I Believe That My Hard-On Will Go”. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/4 "2009-06-01T18:18:50Z")
Schindler’s Fist Bang The Nun Slowly Titty Slickers Titty Slicker’s 2: The Search For Golden Curlies Shaving Ryan’s Privates (I didn’t make any of these up) ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/5 "2009-06-01T18:21:02Z")
The first two pornos I ever saw were titled: \*\*\*Dirty Diane \*\*\*(a play on the Michael Jackson song) and _ **Hard Poles for Hot Holes** _. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/6 "2009-06-01T18:21:04Z")
These are real ones that always make me laugh: Edward Penishands Oklahomo Shaving Ryan’s Privates ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/7 "2009-06-01T18:37:19Z")
My personal favorite has been and always will be **Harry Pooter and the Sorceror’s Bone**. I don’t even know if it’s gay or straight, I giggle like a school girl every time. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/8 "2009-06-01T18:42:32Z")
Previous [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=196252) - some good ones in there. (My all-time favorite: **Spread Legged Freaks** ) ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/9 "2009-06-01T18:42:55Z")
Remember the movie “Flatliners” with Kiefer Sutherland? Saw an actual porno once called “Fatliners.” Ron Jeremy had his way with a morbidly obese woman. ---
**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/10 "2009-06-01T19:32:31Z")
MODERATOR ALERT I accidentally posted the OP twice. This one before I had finished the list in the OP. These two threads should be combined, retaining the longer original list from the other OP. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/11 "2009-06-01T21:37:24Z")
**Star Whores** , of course. ---
**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/12 "2009-06-01T23:50:39Z")
Lawrence of A Labia On Golden Blond ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/13 "2009-06-02T00:03:21Z")
**Grand Theft Anal** starring, the topic of a recent thread, Sasha Grey. ---
**Author:** ![randwill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@randwill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randwill)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/14 "2009-06-02T00:16:46Z")
Okay, here’s the rest of my list from the duplicate thread. Now that thread can just be deleted. The African Queen Casaspanka The Sperminator Tales from the Crack The Evil Head A Cock and Lips Now! Throbbin’ Hood Porkahontas Porn on the 4th of July Enema Mine A Time to Thrill The Cunt of Monte Cristo True Thighs Frenching the Lt’s. Woman Billy Jack-Off Schindler’s Lips Sleazy Rider Desperately Sucking Susan Lust of the Mohicans A Tale of Two Titties The Buns of Navarone Thunderballs Oh God! Free Your Willie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Pump Friction Cherry Poppins Bang the Nun Slowly Great Sexpectations White Men Can’t Hump Ball St. Little Oral Annie From Here to Internity Mutiny on the Booty On the Waterbed Rebel Without a Condom Saving Ryan’s Privates Tales from the Backside Invasion of the Booty Snatchers An Officer and a Genital-man Mod Squat The Smutty Professor An American Tail Night of the Giving Head Sexcalibur The Best Rears of Our Wives When Harriet Met Sally Broadcast Nudes Stardust Mammaries Men in Back Good Will Humping As Big as it Gets Lays of Our Lives The Hung and the Restless Genital Hospital Twin Cheeks ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/15 "2009-06-02T00:17:07Z")
Oh dear that takes me back… **Edward Penishands** was my first porno. WATCHED! The first porno I WATCHED! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/16 "2009-06-02T00:18:10Z")
“Glad he ate her” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/17 "2009-06-02T00:29:37Z")
What Casting Couch, Honey? That Was the **Part!** ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/18 "2009-06-02T01:13:44Z")
Buffy the Vampire Layer Little Oral Annie ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/19 "2009-06-02T01:28:08Z")
As I recall, _Top Buns_ just replayed the volleyball scene from _Top Gun_ unedited. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/20 "2009-06-02T01:38:47Z")
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