# Funny porno film titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 1, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385 "2009-06-01T18:05:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/21 "2009-06-02T02:07:49Z")
Poke A Hiney ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/22 "2009-06-02T02:11:43Z")
Hawaiian Thigh Thar She Blows ---
**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/23 "2009-06-02T05:51:56Z")
no mention yet of _Ass Ventura: Smut Detective_ or _Yank my Doodle, it’s a Dandy_. ---
**Author:** ![VanillaGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@VanillaGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanillaGorilla)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/24 "2009-06-02T10:01:57Z")
Weapons of Ass Destruction must be the best porn film name ever. Yes, there really is a film named that. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/25 "2009-06-02T14:34:00Z")
The Dominatrix Buttholefield Earth Napoleon Done a Mutt (beastiality flick :eek: ) Backside to the Future (this one’s for real) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/26 "2009-06-02T15:05:02Z")
We also had a Game Room thread-someone would post the real name of a real movie, and the next poster would mangle it. [Couldn’t find it with a search, not going to wait 5 more minutes.] ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/27 "2009-06-02T15:46:35Z")
Here’s several more: [ul] [li]48 Whores[/li][li]The Amityville Whore[/li][li]Anal-ize This[/li][li]Batteries Included[/li][li]Bi Movie[/li][li]The Black Hole (context is important, ya know!)[/li][li]Porn in East L.A.[/li][li]The Porn Identity, Supremacy, etc.[/li][li]The Fuck-It List[/li][li]Cockstoppers[/li][li]Cockadile Dundee[/li][li]The Whore (The Core)[/li][li]Cum and Cummer[/li][li]Deep In Pat (Deep Impact)[/li][li]Fast and Furry Ass[/li][li]Flesh Gordon (come on, guys, I’m the first to come up with this one?)[/li][li]Glory Hole (Glory)[/li][li]The Golden Shower (Golden Child)[/li][li]Ass Age (Ice Age)[/li][li]The Italian Blowjob[/li][li]Inspect Her Gadget[/li][li]Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon[/li][li]Robocock[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/28 "2009-06-02T21:21:32Z")
> [@Joe Frickin Friday](#): > > Remember the movie “Flatliners” with Kiefer Sutherland? > > Saw an actual porno once called “Fatliners.” Ron Jeremy had his way with a morbidly obese woman. You had to remind me.:eek: Saw that scene at a bachelor party. (All real ones) The Adventures of Buttman and Throbbin The Load Warrior Frisky Business BlackCock Down Sex Trek: The Next Penetration ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/29 "2009-06-03T00:36:51Z")
Gorgeous Babes Who Wouldn’t Give You the Time of Day in Real Life but You Can Pay Good Money to Watch Them Getting Fucked in a Movie: Part IV ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/30 "2009-06-03T01:48:21Z")
Not sure these were ever made, but The Big Blowjoboweski Anal & the Night Visitor Nonfiction titles Cums, Sperms & Feels The OmniWhores Dilemma ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/31 "2009-06-03T03:16:01Z")
Have they done many with titles from kids’ movies? There’s all sorts of possibilities! Bi-Curious George Boy Story Happy Beat Hocus Poke Us Little Shop of Whores Assper, the _Friendly_ Ghost Fucking Ned Devine ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/32 "2009-06-03T04:20:26Z")
Instead of the pun titles, I like the titles that just don’t make sense, like Anal Chiropractor and My Ass Is Haunted ---
**Author:** ![Man\_hit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Man\_hit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_hit)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/33 "2009-06-03T09:18:20Z")
Here, a few more - some made up, some real: Plump Friction A Hard Knight’s Day Dick-a-go The Cum Thing Bites Mary ---
**Author:** ![Sudo\_Intellectual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sudo\_Intellectual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudo_Intellectual)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/34 "2009-06-03T19:22:25Z")
I used to live near a gay porn theater that had a large marqee with the weekly movie up for the world to see… The best movie title EVER was around the time that Eyes Wide Shut came out. The theater had a porn called Butt Wide Open. This was on a main street too! ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/35 "2009-06-12T20:27:48Z")
Here’s one for Hal Briston: The Ox-Blow Incident. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/36 "2009-06-12T21:49:55Z")
**A Midsummer Night’s Cream** ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/37 "2009-06-12T22:03:52Z")
**Spank you for not Smoking** ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/38 "2009-06-13T00:51:36Z")
How about “pornofying” celebrity/athletes names? About 20 yrs ago, I swear I heard german pro-golf Bernhard Langer introduced as “Long Hard Banger” ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/39 "2009-06-13T01:16:02Z")
Lord of the G-Strings I saw most of this one and it’s actually rather funny. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_Samaritan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bad\_Samaritan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Samaritan)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/40 "2009-06-13T03:56:25Z")
I haven’t seen \*\*Chitty Chitty Gang Bang \*\*mentioned yet [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385.md?page=3)