# Funny porno film titles. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 1, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385 "2009-06-01T18:05:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/41 "2009-06-13T04:11:03Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Lord of the G-Strings > > I saw most of this one and it’s actually rather funny. I saw it on Cinemax! I used to correspond with a guy who worked in an adult bookstore/video store. He swore that one of the titles available for rental was “Pokin’ Haunches.” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/42 "2009-06-13T16:01:46Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > How about “pornofying” celebrity/athletes names? I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a dozen variations of A Rod. Like, A-hole Rod, Gay Rod. I’m sure there are more, but I don’t want to think to hard\* about this. \*heh, heh… hard… ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/43 "2009-06-13T19:53:50Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a dozen variations of A Rod. Like, A-hole Rod, Gay Rod. I’m sure there are more, but I don’t want to think to hard\* about this. > \*heh, heh… hard… How about Tennis Player Andy Rod-Dick ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/44 "2009-06-13T21:01:11Z")
> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#): > > The Adventures of Buttman and Throbbin I thought it was Dickman and Throbbin? Ah yes, [here it is.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132086/) ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/45 "2009-06-13T21:18:44Z")
> [@randwill](#): > > Throbbin’ Hood I believe that there is a real porn film called “Throbbin’ Hood: Prince of Beaves”. ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/46 "2009-06-13T22:47:06Z")
There’s also [Batdude and Throbin](http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=2925759&style=gay). Makes sense that there’s a whole genre of gay porn about those two… ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/47 "2009-06-13T23:10:24Z")
I’ve never seen it, but I heard Eddie Murphy talking about this one on Letterman’s show: “Beaverly Hills Cop” > **[Beaverly Hills Cop (Video 1985) ⭐ 5.9 | Adult, Comedy](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0197277/)** > > 1h 32m | X I remember Eddie saying a friend gave him a copy, and he watched for a while, then was pleasantly surprised when he saw some black porn star with an enormous schlong, and thought, “Oh, that’s supposed to be ME? Cool!” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2009, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/48 "2009-06-14T09:45:51Z")
Cleavagefield ---
**Author:** ![jqhawaii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/22d042/32.png) [@jqhawaii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jqhawaii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/49 "2009-07-27T19:24:09Z")
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon; The Kingdom of Krystal’s Skull Fuck The Hung and the Breathless (TV) Mr. Holland’s Anus Nick & Norah’s Infinite Fuckfest or Nick Gives Norah his Infinite Fuckstick Charlie Wilson’s Whore Butt-Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace Everybody Does Raymond (TV) Herbie the Butt-Plug The Legend in Bagger’s Pants Sisterhood of the Unraveling Pants Eight Inches is Enough (TV) Snatch on a Plane Enema of the State Crocodile Blondee Caddy Shag ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Joe_Meager)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/50 "2009-07-27T19:33:05Z")
The Flintbones - Red & Willing, Horney & Ready, Puddles & Gang-Bang. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/51 "2009-07-27T19:38:28Z")
> [@picker](#): > > My personal favorite has been and always will be **Harry Pooter and the Sorceror’s Bone**. I don’t even know if it’s gay or straight, I giggle like a school girl every time. There’s a porn starlet named Cherry Potter. Lately I’ve noticed that her name is now Cherry Petite. I wonder if there was a lawsuit. ---
**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/52 "2009-07-27T20:40:05Z")
**Big Trouble In Little Vagina** ---
**Author:** ![Haunted\_Pasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/94ad74/32.png) [@Haunted\_Pasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haunted_Pasta)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/53 "2009-07-27T20:53:16Z")
My all time favorite, seen on a marquee, is still **California Reaming**. **White Men Can Hump** gets a deserving mention as well. ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385/54 "2009-07-27T22:08:36Z")
Saw a VHS box titled _Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone_. A buddy told me he had found an obscure porno titled _Slammin’ Granny in the Fanny: Part V_. Weird to imagine there had to have been a _Slammin’ Granny in the Fanny_ parts I—IV. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-porno-film-titles/498385.md?page=2)