# Funny product names. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 26, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338 "2003-11-26T06:26:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/21 "2003-11-26T22:04:06Z")
It’s not restricted to food, either. My favorite is [Nads](http://www.nad-hair-removal.com/) hair removal gunk. “Rub Nads all over your hairy bits and then yank firmly…” ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/22 "2003-11-27T01:54:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jovan \* > \*\*You forgot the Mazda **Laputa**. \*\* Also the name of an anime movie by Miyazaki, relesased as _Castle in the Sky_ in the US. Apparently Miyazaki knew the castle in _Gulliver’s Travels_ was named _Laputa_, but didn’t know (or didn’t care) what the word actually meant. My favorite Japanese car name is the **Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo**. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/23 "2003-11-27T02:48:22Z")
In Germany a yougurt called **DIK MILKE** ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/24 "2003-11-27T04:39:27Z")
There used to, or might still be, flip flops called **Titties**. Always made me giggle. I have no idea how wide-spread they were/are. 😉 Also, here in Texas Wal\*Marts, you can buy **Butt Paste** for babies. I’ve wanted some of that, just for the novelty factor if nothing else. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/25 "2003-11-27T11:57:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*In the Isle of Man you can buy bags of ‘fairy poo’ It’s chocolate for children. > Any others? \*\* I want to buy me some fairy poo. ---
**Author:** ![Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@Live\_Better\_Electrically](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Live_Better_Electrically)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/26 "2003-11-27T12:40:25Z")
In the midwest there’s a snack company called **Golden Stream**. I frequently see their big urine trucks on the highway. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/27 "2003-11-27T15:00:36Z")
Remember **Ayds** diet candies? You’ll lose weight with Ayds. ---
**Author:** ![Daftbugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Daftbugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daftbugger)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/28 "2003-11-27T17:47:11Z")
I bought some cans of Kickapoo in Singapore. In Germany, we found an icecream called Zit and another called Nookie. Anyone for some Nookie? _sniggers_ ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/29 "2003-11-27T22:27:31Z")
[Grace Cock Soup](http://www.superplusfoods.com/customer/home.php?cat=263) ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/30 "2003-11-27T22:31:38Z")
Death Be Not Proud cigarettes I Dream of Splitting My Seams Ice Cream These are not real products, but ones I would like to market myself. Anyone want get in on this? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/31 "2003-11-27T22:57:57Z")
In Hudson, Wyoming there used to be a little steak house where they advertised on their menu, **Prime Rim …$19.95"** ---
**Author:** ![cankerist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@cankerist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cankerist)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/32 "2003-11-28T01:34:54Z")
Oh I forgot, we also have a brand of milk called “love”… **Love Milk** [snigger] ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/33 "2003-11-28T04:43:03Z")
There’s a product called **Gorilla Snot** , which I’ve never used but appears to be some sort of resin-y goo that guitarists use to provide a better grip on picks. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/34 "2003-11-28T21:26:16Z")
Around here, there’s an _Aunt Millie’s_ line of baked goods, including _Aunt Millie’s Buns!_ Mmmmm…Aunt Millie’s Buns. ---
**Author:** ![GTPhD1996](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/97f17d/32.png) [@GTPhD1996](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GTPhD1996)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/35 "2003-11-28T23:09:04Z")
My wife has a brace called a “Cock Up Wrist Brace”. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/36 "2003-11-28T23:26:33Z")
I have some anti-fogging stuff for my ski-goggles called **Cat Crap** Also, one of the major supermarket chains in the DC Metro area (the same chain that carries _Dr. Skipper_) also carries a whole variety of generic cereals. MY personal favorite was the Crispix knockoff, **Crispy Hexagons** 😃 KTM ---
**Author:** ![Earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/90db22/32.png) [@Earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthling)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/37 "2003-11-29T00:07:26Z")
Some of the names mentioned above appear to be intentionally funny. However, I doubt that [this](http://www.answerrifles.com/spooge.htm) is: > [@](#): > > Apply Spooge™ to a bronze brush. Make 3 slow trokes down and back exiting the muzzle very slowly, so as not to splatter the Spooge™ out the muzzle. ---
**Author:** ![saulisagenius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@saulisagenius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saulisagenius)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/38 "2003-11-29T02:49:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sweetfreak \* > \*\*Death Be Not Proud cigarettes > 😉 \*\* There used to be a brand of cigarettes in the Uk called _Death_, I saw them advertised (this was a few years before the ban on all cigarette advertising, although I only saw them advertised in shop windows and I think that might still be legal) but never saw anyone smoke them. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/39 "2003-11-29T03:20:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*In the Isle of Man you can buy bags of ‘fairy poo’ It’s chocolate for children. > > \*\* All the tourist shops in Montreal sell “Moose droppings”. They’re little blobs of chocolate sold in brown paper bags like they’ve been pooper-scooped. They’re overpriced but they taste pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338/40 "2003-11-29T03:39:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jovan \* > \*\* > There’s the clothing brand **Comme ça du mode** , a meaningless string of French words. > \*\* Wouldn’t that be something like “Like that which is in style”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-product-names/215338.md?page=3)