# Funny Quotes and Anecdotes

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**Created:** [May 27, 2023, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-quotes-and-anecdotes/984670 "2023-05-27T14:13:25Z")\
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While watching TV news this morning, I grew weary of seeing various Texas politicians sniping at one another and requested a channel change.

A few seconds later we were watching a documentary featuring screaming Bonobos throwing crap at each other. My wife looked up and said: “Sorry. I thought I’d changed the channel. Lemme try again.”

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