# Funny Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788 "2000-03-10T19:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/1 "2000-03-11T06:24:00Z")
May I start? “The Day will soon be getting brighter” “My brother fucks a lot” * * * “If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit) [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/2 "2000-03-11T06:34:00Z")
Unfinished business… Is Frankenberry Gay? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/3 "2000-03-10T19:36:00Z")
Pointless Barf Observations: Favorite Hangover Cures * * * A Slightly Altered Perception of Reality… Chrome Toaster ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/4 "2000-03-10T19:50:00Z")
Sorry, I just have to do it: Over in the BBQ Pit: Peaceful, Honest People Can Lick It Ellen, Anne, Get Out of My Face! ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/5 "2000-03-10T19:50:00Z")
Along the same lines as the OP: My brother fucks…A LOT ## Do you want to know what the greatest athletes in the world are doing right now? “It says, I choo-choo-choose you. And it’s got a picture of a train.” – Ralph Wiggum ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/6 "2000-03-15T05:41:00Z")
Psychotronic Lives But he’s got a stupid name… * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/7 "2000-03-15T07:38:00Z")
A baby named Lexxus Gibson or Fender _I cannot recommend any of those_ 😃 * * * "\_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ ". ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/8 "2000-03-21T22:10:00Z")
Fate dangles a carrot before me! Euphemisms for “b\*\*wj\*b”? ---
**Author:** ![TripleAnt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TripleAnt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleAnt)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/9 "2000-03-22T05:59:00Z")
“Nation faces Twinkie Crisis”…“A Happy Consumer” * * * “I have a lot of good ideas, problem is most of them suck.” -George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/10 "2000-03-22T14:02:00Z")
Over in GQ right now: Meteorite?? Jeopardy! What happened to the lights? Which makes a nice little almost-haiku. * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![abderian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@abderian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abderian)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/11 "2000-03-22T14:16:00Z")
From MPSIMS: I have to piss like a racehorse. I’m trying once more…we doin’ this or what? ---
**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/12 "2000-03-22T17:52:00Z")
It’s an addiction… I have to piss like a racehorse ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/13 "2000-03-23T06:19:00Z")
Speaking of almost-haikus: It’s an addiction! I have to piss like a racehorse Why do kids do this? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/14 "2000-03-22T19:12:00Z")
It’s an addiction! NYC Needs Dope ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/15 "2000-03-22T19:29:00Z")
This sign should be on the first SD page No kissing just fucking Beer troubleshooting odd things we do Is this any good? I just had my first beer Anyone else getting wasted today? The man show Just wanted to say Hi I’m back Suzeanne, do I know you? I need a scapegoat What are the highs and lows of you day Lexicon apologizes to Kyla and means it Describe your childhood room I’m sure I will burn in hell for this Weird news item Do nuns get paid? This is fun, except for the fact that my husband thinks I have really lost it now. He doesn’t post, so he doesn’t get it. Yet! I will get him to post one of these days and then it will be like everything else I have turned him onto. He won’t be able to get enuff, and I will have to wait my turn. ☹ Mistress Kricket ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/16 "2000-03-22T19:37:00Z")
ROFLMAO!!! I actually fell off my chair!! I can’t hardly type this, still laughing so hard!!! 😃😃😃😃 I can’t do any better, so I won’t even try! My kitty and puppy think I’ve flipped, they just ran over to me to see what’s wrong!! * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/17 "2000-03-23T16:38:00Z")
Just caught this one, but not sure if it was intentional or not: > [@](#): > > How VogueVixen Stole My Virginity: - ChiefScott > > And it only took, what, a year??? - voguevixen Esprix, who is too frightened to actually read the threads… * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/18 "2000-03-23T16:42:00Z")
wow. I mean…wow. Esprix amazes me yet again. ::Applauds:: ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/19 "2000-03-23T16:44:00Z")
‘It’s an Addiction!’ ‘Mexican wrestler movies’ * * * TMR “You should apologize for using up oxygen and other essential supplies that are desperately needed for survival by banana slugs.” – Judith Bandsma ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/20 "2000-03-23T16:50:00Z")
New Game Flirting Some help with LBMB Axe weilding madman on the loose again Can paraplegics ejaculate? I love you guys What’s the longest you’ve gone w/o sex Curse this U.S. Economy (my recent favourite) I have to piss like a racehorse Yoohoo Girlbysea (funny watersport analogy…if you don’t know don’t ask) HUGS! Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788.md?page=2)