# Funny Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788 "2000-03-10T19:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/21 "2000-03-23T16:56:00Z")
‘What does your voice sound like?’ ‘This one will give you chills…’ ‘Some help with “LBMB”’ ‘Axe weilding madman on the loose again…’ * * * TMR “You should apologize for using up oxygen and other essential supplies that are desperately needed for survival by banana slugs.” – Judith Bandsma ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/22 "2000-03-23T17:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **SwimmingRiddles** : > > wow. I mean…wow. Esprix amazes me yet again. ::Applauds:: \*\* {hee hee} Thank you, thank you. And I did read the threads, and they are _not_ related, which just makes it funnier. Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/23 "2000-03-23T17:46:00Z")
This one will give you chills… Doper Rally in Toledo, the Armpit of the Nation That’s just too funny. ---
**Author:** ![TripleAnt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TripleAnt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleAnt)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/24 "2000-03-24T06:24:00Z")
“Effective Pick-up Lines” “I’m Trying Once More…We Doin’ This or What?” * * * “I have a lot of good ideas, problem is most of them suck.” -George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![abderian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@abderian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abderian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/25 "2000-03-24T13:38:00Z")
I can’t let this thread just die…it’s simply too amusing. “Do You Cut or Twirl?” “A Major Decision” “I May Not Make it Through Lent” “I Have to Piss Like A Racehorse” ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/26 "2000-03-24T13:44:00Z")
I LOVE YOU GALS! How come nobody loves Ginger? Flirting ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/27 "2000-03-24T16:49:00Z")
How much power does the President really have? Strangle him, chop him up, put him in acid ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/28 "2000-03-24T16:54:00Z")
More proof the war on drugs doesn’t work Ask the drunk guy Tax meat! The silence of the frogs ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/29 "2000-03-24T17:05:00Z")
And still they keep on comin’— If God is omnipotent, why does He let you suffer? Ask the gay guy! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/30 "2000-03-24T17:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Eve: > > If God is omnipotent, why does He let you suffer? > Ask the gay guy! [http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif](http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif) {BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!} [http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif](http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif) I wish someone _would_ ask me that! Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/31 "2000-03-24T19:58:00Z")
Can a paraplegics ejaculate? Ask the Gay Guy. * * * Virtually yours, DrMatrix ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/32 "2000-03-24T20:23:00Z")
Effective Pick Up Lines Making an utter FOOL of yourself ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/33 "2000-03-24T22:59:00Z")
I LOVE YOU ALL! I hate Coldfire ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/34 "2000-03-24T23:11:00Z")
Hello all! I Love Coldfire Making an utter FOOL of yourself!! ---
**Author:** ![abderian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@abderian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abderian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/35 "2000-03-24T23:13:00Z")
“Manual Turn Signals” “What’s Happening to the Mars Probe?” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/36 "2000-03-25T00:17:00Z")
Effective Pick-up Lines Do you Cut Or Twirl? (Kind of surreal there…) Flirting Talking to your pet in their “language” Flirting ISO a partner willing to go down. Lets Go, Red Wings! (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap) * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/37 "2000-03-25T00:29:00Z")
Is my banana dead? Please tell me Arrow is okay. A Major Decision. Great Instrumental Solos Feeling Stiff? Sorry…I just can’t help myself… Goodbye to a Friend \< Snork! Bwa hahahahaha! I crack myself up! \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/38 "2000-03-25T00:40:00Z")
(And from page 2 🙂 I have to piss like a racehorse. I may not make it through Lent! What does your voice sound like? Cruel and Unusual Musical Punishment Polycarp says, “See ya later” Axe weilding madman on the loose again… Want some candy little girl? This one will give you chills… Mexican Wrestler movies It’s an addiction! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/39 "2000-03-25T01:21:00Z")
Can you top this? Bricker: I am your slave * * * “Heyyyy sexy mama! Wanna kill all humans?” -Bender, Futurama “Your game shows reward knowledge. Ours punish ignorance!” -The Simpsons ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/40 "2000-03-25T10:02:00Z")
Inferior modern dental fillings Vegetable oil Beating the ringtoss carnival game Any physicists out there? And a little SDMB play of sorts: I don’t get this Viagra joke Great Instrumental Solos Can you top this? Jump A Baby named Lexxus [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788.md?page=3)