# Funny Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 10, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788 "2000-03-10T19:36:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/41 "2000-03-25T11:24:00Z")

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I hope you all go to hell  
ISO a partner willing to go down  
Not 1000 but …  
An announcement …  
In This Issue …  
A Major Decision.  
How to be a Liberal  
Ask the Gay Guy!

Stop Supressing Evidence  
You can’t say that!

What will religions do when same-sex marriages are legal?  
Ask the drunk guy

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/42 "2000-03-25T14:30:00Z")

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Okay, okay. I’ll try. Here are my offers:

Casual Naked People  
Making an utter FOOL of yourself

Poetry that grabs you by the throat  
Interesting Death Stories

Houston, Texas Dopers Recongregate  
I hope you all go to hell

Lurker no more! Into the light!  
closet classical music fans

Howzat?

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.  
L.L.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/43 "2000-03-25T15:32:00Z")

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PB: Not bad, not bad at all!

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/44 "2000-03-25T16:02:00Z")

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Just saw this over in the CCC forum:

## questions? WHO INVENTED THEM???

Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

_Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?_

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/45 "2000-03-25T22:37:00Z")

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Casual Naked People  
ISO a partner willing to go down

This one will give you the chills…  
Interesting Death Stories

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/46 "2000-03-26T00:30:00Z")

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My humble contribution:

## Mr T Pities dat fo’ Lucas! Conversation problems

Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…

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**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/47 "2000-03-26T00:59:00Z")

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Greatest Show/Happiest Place on earth  
Keg Party

Effective pick up lines  
I hope you all go to hell

ISO a partner willing to go down.  
How much should I be earning?

I don’t get this Viagra Joke  
Lurker no more! Into the light!

How Much Do You Know About Me? (Tim Edition)  
Gaydar?

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/48 "2000-03-26T05:50:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Sealemon88:  
> \*\*PB: Not bad, not bad at all!
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_Blush_ Thank you very much, kind sir.  
\<still chortling over all of these, pbear quietly slips away again\>

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.  
L.L.

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**Author:** ![Oblio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c4cdca/32.png) [@Oblio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblio)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/49 "2000-03-26T14:57:00Z")

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In GQ

## Ah-Choo! Can a sneeze kill you

A point in every direction is like no point at all

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/50 "2000-03-26T23:48:00Z")

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I’m going to buy a house!  
Who wants to be a homewrecker?

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Adrock, light up the place  
And if you pull my card you pull the ace  
And if you ask me turn up the bass  
And if you play Defender I could be your hyperspace

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**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/51 "2000-03-27T01:14:00Z")

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This one will give you the chills  
I love Coldfire

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/52 "2000-03-27T03:17:00Z")

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Who needs a capslock?  
Bricker Challenge #7

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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/53 "2000-03-27T17:51:00Z")

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What is felching?  
Ask Dr Love

An announcement…  
Casual naked people

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**Author:** ![abderian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@abderian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abderian)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/54 "2000-03-29T04:47:00Z")

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From MPSIMS

“Where’s the best hamburger you have ever eaten?”  
“New Puppy!”

“I’ve been unfaithful again”  
“Interesting Death Stories”

“I have to piss like a racehorse”  
“Hipp-hipp-horayyy-hooo-heyyy-hooo…”

“Pee Holes”  
“Sleeping Beauty’s Gifts from the Fairies??”

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/55 "2000-04-10T04:31:00Z")

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I had to bump this up for:

“Talking dirty during sex”  
“Commonly misused words/phrases”

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/56 "2000-04-10T05:22:00Z")

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## MadPoet tries to kill himself How many times have you seen TPM this week?

_God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/57 "2000-04-10T05:29:00Z")

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And over in GQ…

What exactly was in “Song of the South” that was so racist?"  
female ejaculation

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_God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/58 "2000-04-11T05:29:00Z")

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Straight Men, Lesbian Women  
He is Risen!

file that one under the ewwwwww category…

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A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:

“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/59 "2000-04-11T05:37:00Z")

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alright! got one…

Sue Dunhym

Talking dirty during sex.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-sequential-thread-titles/15788/60 "2000-04-11T02:45:00Z")

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Who would you LIKE to see in the ad banner?  
Athena and Byzantine’s Naked Pillow Fight

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