# Funny Spam Subject Lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-subject-lines/481195>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 14, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-subject-lines/481195 "2009-01-14T03:14:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-subject-lines/481195/1 "2009-01-14T03:14:54Z")

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I’ve been getting really interesting spam at the moment, the subject lines for penis enlargement are getting more and more creative. Here are a few I’ve recently received, they almost read like poetry!

\*\*“Your popularity will rise when you get a bigger size.”

“Learn how to get a biggie stick very safe and very quick.”

“Your school boy hook will change to the university adult hook.”\*\*

And my personal favourite:

**"Walk with pride around the pool having huge and lovely tool."**

I’d love to hear some more if anyone is getting anything like this.

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**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-subject-lines/481195/2 "2009-01-14T03:24:03Z")

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