# Funny spam titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 11, 2019, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-titles/844700 "2019-12-11T07:29:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-titles/844700/1 "2019-12-11T07:29:10Z")
I just noticed the following title in my email spam folder: Hello I want you to fuck me today if you have time ? The tone of that just cracked me up, imagining someone saying it that way in real life. I thought it might be fun to share, and see if any of the rest of you have some funny spam titles or even just sentences–email or pm or message board, whatever. We could have a laugh. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-titles/844700/2 "2019-12-11T13:36:50Z")
With my luck, I’d get an email like that on a day when I didn’t have the time. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-titles/844700/3 "2019-12-11T16:22:26Z")
Perhaps not so funny, just an astonishing subject for a cold call: **Breathe easy with a portable oxygen concentrator - 30 days risk free** \* - their asterisk, not mine. Mysterious, but not quite mysterious enough to make me click on it. j ---
**Author:** ![jaycat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat/32/3015_2.png) [@jaycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaycat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-titles/844700/4 "2019-12-11T16:24:10Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Hello I want you to fuck me today if you have time ? I had someone say that to me once, over the phone. I found the time. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-titles/844700/5 "2019-12-11T16:24:38Z")
> [@Treppenwitz](#): > > Perhaps not so funny, just an astonishing subject for a cold call: > > **Breathe easy with a portable oxygen concentrator - 30 days risk free** \* > > - their asterisk, not mine. Mysterious, but not quite mysterious enough to make me click on it. > > j . . . . . - May cause anoxia and death ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-titles/844700/6 "2019-12-11T16:34:15Z")
I don’t wear a watch. I never have the time. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-titles/844700/7 "2019-12-11T16:53:34Z")
If you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time. If I had a nickel every time I’ve heard that… ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-spam-titles/844700/8 "2019-12-11T17:02:07Z")
So, I’ve been emailing with some cousins and then one day I noticed an email from one cousin that had a explicit, naughty title. Turns out the cousin and the spammer had the same name. (Bith used only a first name.) But it was really weird at first glance.