# Funny, strange, and bizzare signs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-strange-and-bizzare-signs/349894 "2006-03-25T22:33:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-strange-and-bizzare-signs/349894/21 "2006-03-27T01:21:32Z")
It’s not always a particular sign that’s funny – sometimes it’s the juxtaposition. [These two](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Misc&pic=Misc016.JPG&picindex=15) are in front of our local Wal-Mart. I’d like to think that the guy put in charge of putting these up spent the entire time thinking _“Bureaucratic morons…”_. ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-strange-and-bizzare-signs/349894/22 "2006-03-27T03:22:55Z")
But Fish Cheer, that sign was in Utah, which is also known as the “Sunday School State.” Or is there something I don’t know about Utah? ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-strange-and-bizzare-signs/349894/23 "2006-03-27T03:45:03Z")
I just rescanned this one today: [danger](http://www.millertwinracing.com/hauntiholik/misc/slides/misc001.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-strange-and-bizzare-signs/349894/24 "2006-03-27T04:37:44Z")
[This one](http://www.scifidimensions.com/Apr00/oddities_jesus_japan.htm) was always notable, I thought. Along with [a related sign](http://web.archive.org/web/20010603122544/http://japan.co.jp/~jesus/christcoke.gif) that says, I’m told, “Coca-Cola Presents the Tomb of Christ.” “When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought ‘Yahoo! We’re rich!’ But it turned out to be something different.”—Jack Handy ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-strange-and-bizzare-signs/349894/25 "2006-03-27T04:42:39Z")
I was amused to come across a road sign in England that read “Change Of Priorities.” It sounded so IMPORTANT! ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-strange-and-bizzare-signs/349894/26 "2006-03-27T04:49:27Z")
[This sign](http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/lovepole.jpg) was posted in a local Albertson’s grocery a couple of years ago. A friend of mine snapped a photo of the sign and emailed it to his sweetie as a Valentine card. ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-strange-and-bizzare-signs/349894/27 "2006-03-27T05:01:35Z")
[QUOTE=rubymermaid] Wish I had a photo of it, but honest, there’s a greek restaurant in the east end of Toronto with a huge sign saying, “Parking in Rear.” [/QUOTE] For some years at the **Dick’s Last Resort** in Dallas’ West End there was a sign that read “Parking for Dicks’ in Rear”. Sadly, that parking lot no longer exists, nor the sign. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-strange-and-bizzare-signs/349894.md?page=1)