# Funny stuff that just popped into your head **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2012, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-stuff-that-just-popped-into-your-head/608365 "2012-01-04T09:19:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-stuff-that-just-popped-into-your-head/608365/1 "2012-01-04T09:19:28Z")
I was sitting around watching TV tonight, and the thought popped into my head: “Yo momma’s such a ho, she’s had more dicks in her than Bewitched!” This pleased me to no end. Although when you break it down, that just mean’s she’s had at least 3 dicks in her, so by most standards, it’s not a great insult. But the combination of “yo momma” joke and 60s pop culture reference made me feel all giddy inside - and for those of you still scratching your heads, the 60s TV show Bewitched famously replaced Dick York, the actor playing Darrin, with another Dick, Dick Sargent. What kind of funny has sprung from your minds, fellow Dopers? ---
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-stuff-that-just-popped-into-your-head/608365/2 "2012-01-05T03:40:53Z")
Silly “B-Movie like”, premise to a story…stuff just pops into the head for no reason. Observations recorded in the Large Hadron Collider, from earlier experiments. Inconsistencies in data preclude a science team to dig further. They find non-natural mirrored patterns in the samples and a code imbedded in the particle streaks, and conclude this is contact to a parallel anti-universe, made of anti-matter. They know we are here… They always knew… They are… Through research and code breaking…the anti-matter code reveals to the scientists the eye opening reality… What is discovered is that **we** are the anti-matter universe cut off from the rest of all possible Universes…no one here but us…forever. ☹ Oh yea…They are… Proof of God/Gods. :eek: There’s more to it but that’s the jist of it. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-stuff-that-just-popped-into-your-head/608365/3 "2012-01-05T04:20:03Z")
I have a lot of ideas, on a daily basis. In fact, I jot many of them down in a pocket Notebook (Ooh, I could call it a “KNOWtebook”…is that marketable? Naah… but you get the idea…) But all my ideas come as a logical outcome… they come FROM something I was thinking of. Except once. I was walking down the street and suddenly thought _“In the real world, paper does **not** beat rock.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-stuff-that-just-popped-into-your-head/608365/4 "2012-01-05T05:21:49Z")
I was listening to music on the walk to work today, and a song had the lyrics: > [@](#): > > One day I’ll come home to find you > Covered with ants 'cause you’re so sweet Could be worked into either the best or worst pickup line ever. Perhaps both. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-stuff-that-just-popped-into-your-head/608365/5 "2012-01-05T07:43:08Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Except once. I was walking down the street and suddenly thought _“In the real world, paper does **not** beat rock.”_ Sure it does. Paper can \*wrap up \*a rock.