# Funny things on bathroom walls... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995 "2003-08-09T07:17:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/21 "2003-08-09T21:36:35Z")
On the inside of the stall door: “Toilet Tennis. Look left.” On the left wall: “Look right” On the right wall: “Look left” I also saw an ongoing debate between several people scrawled all over one particular stall. I don’t remember what it was about anymore as University was so very long ago. I did think it rather funny these folks crapped in the same stall just to argue with each other. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/22 "2003-08-09T22:00:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gut \* > \*\* > I also saw an ongoing debate between several people scrawled all over one particular stall. I don’t remember what it was about anymore as University was so very long ago. I did think it rather funny these folks crapped in the same stall just to argue with each other. \*\* Sounds like your prototype chat room, eh? Chat/scat/shat/splat room A toilet doesn’t sound all that different from some chat rooms I’ve visited. ---
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/23 "2003-08-09T22:16:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zeldar \* > \*\*Sounds like your prototype chat room, eh? > > Chat/scat/shat/splat room > \*\* Bwahahahaah ! ---
**Author:** ![International\_Playboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@International\_Playboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/International_Playboy)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/24 "2003-08-09T23:46:28Z")
Two I remember from junior high: “Those who write on bathroom walls, Roll their shit in little balls Those who read these words of wit, Eat those little balls of shit” and “Remember Grant, Remember Lee To Hell with them, Remember me” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/25 "2003-08-10T01:54:32Z")
Under a standard “For a great BJ, call xxx-xxxx,” someone wrote, “Dammit, Chet, cut it out. Everybody knows your wife’s number.” ---
**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/26 "2003-08-10T02:20:28Z")
Some come here to sit and think Others come to shit and stink But I come here to scratch my balls And read the bullshit on the walls 😃 ---
**Author:** ![desapar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@desapar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desapar)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/27 "2003-08-10T03:20:29Z")
A church washroom stall: \God is watching\ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CadburyAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@CadburyAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CadburyAngel)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/28 "2003-08-10T04:21:58Z")
Reminds me of a bathroom in our student center that has doubtless been repainted by now… over the course of the year, one person’s “If there were no gender roles, there would be no transgendered people” graffito turned into a lengthy debate with many participants and included directions to literature on the subject. I stayed out of it, but I always chose that stall so I could read the latest rebuttal. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/29 "2003-08-10T04:28:24Z")
Love is a many gendered thing We are the people our parents warned us about You’ll never be the man your mother was Love thy neighbor-but don’t get caught and my personal favorite: Don’t hate yourself in the morning. Sleep til noon! ---
**Author:** ![insomnia4AM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@insomnia4AM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/insomnia4AM)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/30 "2003-08-10T04:43:00Z")
Big Nicks trucking 123-456-7890 Someone crossed out the “t” and made it say Big Nicks Fucking. Underneath it said “Fucking who?” ---
**Author:** ![Cruktar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d9b06d/32.png) [@Cruktar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cruktar)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/31 "2003-08-10T06:11:09Z")
In a Petro station bathroom in Joplin, Missouri, written in very neat, straight-line writing in permanent marker across the tiles: “It is a shame that modern Democrats are so thoroughly brainwashed that they are unable to see just how anti-American they have become.” I laughed so hard I almost fell over, then dragged my friend into the stall to check it out. He wasn’t as amused as I was. ---
**Author:** ![Alcibiades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cab0a1/32.png) [@Alcibiades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alcibiades)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/32 "2003-08-10T07:52:49Z")
I saw some graphiti in the toilet of a court room in Canberra once, suggesting someone’s trial wasn’t going well: “The judge is an absolute fucking wanker and this place sucks!” The toilets in the Arts Building at the University of Western Australia have had some of the most entertaining graphiti I have ever read. Above the urinal: “ATTENTION ENGINEERING STUDENTS: the lollies (candies) below are not for your consumption.” ---
**Author:** ![Verick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ea666f/32.png) [@Verick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verick)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/33 "2003-08-10T08:06:23Z")
Be like pop, not like sis, lift the lid before you piss. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/34 "2003-08-10T10:10:19Z")
In that same library restroom someone had scrawled on the metal divider: SEA DOG below that I wrote: SEA CAT SEA HOUSE SEA SPOT RUN And someone wrote below _that:_ SEA ME VOMIT AT THESE PUNS 😃 What I was working is a security guard in the L. A. Office of Education, there was a revolving blackboard in the School Board room adjoining the lobby. Several people had written graffiti on the board, on various subjects. Then a custodian came along and wiped the board clean. Shortly after that, I wrote: THE LOS ANGELES COUNTY OFFICE OF EDUCATION OFFERS ITS PROFUSE APOLOGIES FOR THE GRATUITOUS CENSORSHIP OF THIS FINE BOARD, EXECUTED BY AN OVERZEALOUS FORMER EMPLOYEE. START OVER. It wasn’t long before _that_ message was wiped off. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/35 "2003-08-10T10:18:55Z")
This stumped me enough to make several trips to the Bathroom to memorize it. (maybe the amount I’d had to drink had a little to do with all those trips.) Anyway, here it is. Say it an the world will go Huh? “I feel more like I do now, than I did when I got here.” ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bee\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e480ec/32.png) [@Queen\_Bee\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bee_1)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/36 "2003-08-11T05:11:44Z")
Seen in one of the stalls in the women’s restroom, Grif’s Pub, Houston, Texas: “let HIM sleep in the wet spot”. I found that hilariously funny. ---
**Author:** ![flat\_pitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/90ced4/32.png) [@flat\_pitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flat_pitch)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/37 "2003-08-11T07:42:09Z")
In the Reno/cannon airport bathroom engraved on a sign over the urinal. Those with short stacks, or low manifold pressure, please taxi forward. And my favorite from I don’t remember where. Your mom pays me to pee in her hair. Laughed my ass off at that one! Flat… ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/38 "2003-08-11T07:46:04Z")
I saw this one over the toilet at a small airstrip where I used to jump from time to time: Pilots with short pitot tubes and/or low manifold pressure, please, keep the pattern close and maintain positive directional control. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/39 "2003-08-11T08:05:50Z")
When I went to the Buffy convention tihs summer, a nice lady in front of me in the autograph line was going to give James Marsters a t-shirt that was covered in grafitti found at the Blueberry Hill bar in St.Louis. THere were many wonderful little phrases, but my absolute favorite was on the right shoulder, just above the heart. “Just why do they call him ‘Spike’?” God, I hope James wears that shirt in a public appearance…just once… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-on-bathroom-walls/193995/40 "2003-08-11T08:08:26Z")
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