# Funny things said during love making/intimate moments... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 19, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949 "2000-05-19T04:52:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949/301 "2005-08-04T01:00:09Z")
Wow, it’s the Viagra thread! Every time you think it’s disappeared, it rises up again! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949/302 "2005-08-04T01:47:11Z")
Some things you just can’t keep down… This is, quite possibly, the best thread evah! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949/303 "2005-08-04T03:29:15Z")
Not quite as funny as the others, but was hilarious to me. First time to ever have sex, and usual first-time jitters apply. He had just finished fellating me, and I wanted to return the favor, but had a visible look of distress on my face. Him: What’s wrong? Me: I’ve gotta find somewhere to spit out my gum. Him: ::holds out hand:: Me: :dubious: Him: I’ve already had your cock in my mouth. I think I can handle throwing your gum away for you. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949/304 "2005-08-04T04:10:10Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > Wow, it’s the Viagra thread! Every time you think it’s disappeared, it rises up again! > > 😃 Threads lasting more than four years require immediate medical attention. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949/305 "2005-08-04T05:48:54Z")
> [@Whammo](#): > > Dont know how popular this thread will be Well gee…only half a decade worth of popular. I really hope they don’t lock this out of recognision of…er…something. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949/306 "2005-08-04T16:54:01Z")
Since **Whammo** is no longer a member, I’ve often wondered what he’d think about the ability of this thread to resurrect itself after all these years. Good times! ---
**Author:** ![Sensibility](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@Sensibility](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sensibility)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949/307 "2005-08-04T19:57:06Z")
Ive had to stop reading Im laughing so much!! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949.md?page=15)