# Funny things said during love making/intimate moments... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 19, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949 "2000-05-19T04:52:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 41
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949/41 "2000-05-19T17:51:32Z")
The time: my freshman year of college. The place: my friend’s boyfriend’s room. The background info: My friend and I used to hang out in her BF’s room, because he had a futon and a large TV. He was roommates with a guy, we’ll call him Andy. Andy, meanwhile, had a girlfriend who we’ll call Erica. Andy and Erica were very sexual, and items like handcuffs and whatnot would appear in the room regularly. So… The scene: We were all watching a movie late at night, when Andy and Erica retired to their upper bunk, curtained-off bed. Pretty soon curious noises start coming out from behind the curtain, and those of us below were feeling both embarrassed and annoyed. All of the sudden, there was a huge thud right next to me (closest to the bed), and I looked over to see a plastic leg lying on the floor. Without thinking, I gasped, “Is that a _leg_?!”, wondering what in the hell kind of kinky purpose they were using that for. Turned out Erica had lost her real leg in an accident seven years earlier, but I had never known she had a false leg. I guess it fell off as they were getting intimate. To this day my friends will occasionally say, “Is that a leg?”. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-said-during-love-making-intimate-moments/19949)._