# funny things to put on the memo of a check **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103 "2012-02-27T01:27:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/21 "2012-02-27T22:58:07Z")
Body disposal and house remodeling… Most likely NSFW: [From Season 1, Episode 2, of _Breaking Bad_](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM7Vsg_7WkU) ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/22 "2012-02-27T23:35:42Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > I don’t think non-Dopers would get it. > > _d&r_ Of all of the responses, this is the one that cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/23 "2012-02-27T23:44:49Z")
I’ve done “Golf Foxtrot Yankee” a few times. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/24 "2012-02-27T23:54:40Z")
I don’t know why it amuses me so but I love to write For Bribery and Graft on small checks and BALLOONS! on big ones. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/25 "2012-02-28T00:35:05Z")
Sorry about your teeth For the thing that time Eggplant experiment Lapdance training ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/26 "2012-02-28T00:54:57Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > I don’t know why it amuses me so but I love to write … BALLOONS! on big ones. Stolen! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/27 "2012-02-28T01:43:35Z")
I’d see “For Sexual Favors” in the memo line every now and then when I worked at the credit union. Saw “boob job”, “penis enlargement”, stuff like that too. The one that still makes me wonder was “Sorry about the cow!” I wish the teller had asked questions on that one! ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/28 "2012-02-28T01:54:30Z")
Most recent one, for a non-paltry sum, was for ~$170 worth of anal lube. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/29 "2012-02-28T02:17:38Z")
I win, trust me. [Randall Monroe, creator of XKCD, says ‘What now, Bitches?’](http://xkcd.com/verizon/) ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103/30 "2012-02-28T03:04:43Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > I win, trust me. > > [Randall Monroe, creator of XKCD, says ‘What now, Bitches?’](http://xkcd.com/verizon/) I’ve had this as a screensaver on my work computer. Makes me laugh every time! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-to-put-on-the-memo-of-a-check/614103.md?page=1)