funny things to put on the memo of a check

Body disposal and house remodeling…

Of all of the responses, this is the one that cracked me up.

I’ve done “Golf Foxtrot Yankee” a few times.

I don’t know why it amuses me so but I love to write For Bribery and Graft on small checks and BALLOONS! on big ones.

Sorry about your teeth

For the thing that time

Eggplant experiment

Lapdance training

Stolen!

I’d see “For Sexual Favors” in the memo line every now and then when I worked at the credit union.

Saw “boob job”, “penis enlargement”, stuff like that too.

The one that still makes me wonder was “Sorry about the cow!” I wish the teller had asked questions on that one!

Most recent one, for a non-paltry sum, was for ~$170 worth of anal lube.

I win, trust me.

Randall Monroe, creator of XKCD, says ‘What now, Bitches?’

I’ve had this as a screensaver on my work computer. Makes me laugh every time!